Friday, April 11, 2014

World's oldest barmaid





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She's still working at the Red Lion in Wendover, Buckinghamshire at age 100! Good for her, beertending is a sweet job. She's adorable and so fit! Lifting kegs, crates and heavy buckets of ice can do that, if you can stand it.

Here's a helpful hint for men. If she waits on you, tip her well, do not tell her a joke, you're not that funny and she's heard them all. And do not call her honey or baby or sweetie. Her name is Dolly and if you don't know that, saying, 'excuse me, Miss', is perfectly acceptable. Snapping your fingers is not. Remember, Dolly may be a hundred, but, she can still spit in your fancy pants yuppie beer.

 

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Wow!

Dirty Disher said...

Can you imagine being a hundred and still beer tending?? Aye yi yi.

Anonymous said...

She is obviously one of those people that would die if they stopped working. I on the other hand, will work until I die, just because I will have to. She is very lucky, for sure. OT: And I am standing "in spirit" with The Bundy Ranch In Nevada. It's a huge deal. Has nothing to do with a turtle. It's about water rights, fracking, oil and gas leases. Gov't lies, again. Go figure! I'm all over this story. Those people make me proud.

Dirty Disher said...

I read about that yesterday and almost posted on it, but, I got too busy. Sons a bitches! Who does the government think they are taking his cattle??? This may end badly and if it does, the GD government is to blame.

mary_mary said...

Well, HELLO Dolly! Love this story. She commands respect.

Anonymous said...

I am sickened by what is happening in Nevada, too. I'm also scared of our government. Where does this all end? I read on Drudge that the government won't tell anyone whether they have euthanized the cattle they took. That is outright theft and cruelty. They should all be ashamed, but we are giving away our rights right and left and they are only too happy to take them from us. I am so sad for that rancher family and agree with you that things are not going to go well from here on. I think things are going to take a real turn for the worse.
Christina