I've been following this story about a bear cub who bit 18 university students, but, I wouldn't post it because I was so mad about it..and depressed. The bear was brought in to help students relax before exams, but, being a fucking bear, it bit and scratched people. I mean, who knew bears bit people? Doh. And what the fuck is relaxing about petting bears? Every time I pet bears I get adrenaline rushes, but, that's just weird old me. WTF? Anyway 'officials' (bird brains) announced the bear had to die because it could be rabid. Someone with an actual brain cell examined the bear, named Boo Boo and he has been spared. He will not be invited to the university again, however. (Giant eye roll at Yahoo humor.)
You can't imagine how this made my day! Yay! Boo Boo is not going to die. Can I have him? Seriously. Why can't I ever have a bear? Whhhhhyyyyy? I would be such a good bear mommy. I would become the bear. I deserve a ....okay. I'll stop.
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This bear was brought to this clinic to help raise it, so they must have had some kind of background in orphaned bears. So what do these "smart" people do but put a scared bear in with a bunch of loud, stupid kids and then wonder why it bites?
I saw on article where a hiker in Yosemite found a dead mother bear and it's baby. So as not to get it too "humanized" they cut out the stomach of a stuffed animal and placed a bottle in it. (I thought that was smart.)The problem (to me) was the stuffed animal was a 3 ft. tall yellow duck with a big orange beak. Will he now think he is a duck?
You know those damn kids were "poking" the bear! Just like Matthew McConahey had to recently save a baby seal from some stupid kids poking it, they thot it was dead. He told them to stop and that its just getting sun while his mother is in the ocean. Kids are STUPID! Thank goodness someone saved baby BooBoo. Hooray. He's precious. As long as he doesn't end up in a circus.
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