Happy, the stuff of nightmares

Say hello to 'Happy", McDonald's new mascot to help kids eat healthier. HERE is the story, morning glories. That thing is gross. And I'll get naked on the town square and post a pic of it, if you can find anything healthy that kids eat at McDonalds. It aint happening. It's a synthetic grease pit. I hate their food, except their oh so healthy french fries. The rest of their food tastes baaaaaaaad. Only kids could like it. Kids have no palette. They eat dirt and boogers. What do they know? No one goes there to get healthy food. Gawd. You go there because your tired or broke.

You know what else I hate? I hate that butt plug, fuck nut Ronald McFuckingDonald. That thing is creepier than the sex molester Burger Kind. I hate that big ass plastic one that takes up all the room on the waiting bench and I want to Bruce Lee kick him in the fiberglass genitals. Now, this new one. He's even worse. All I could think of when I saw him, was that maybe that skeevy pervert Ronald would tea bag Happy and get his nuts bitten off at the root. Now, that, would make me Happy.

McDonald's has missed the boat on ALL their advertising mascots and heads should roll. Seriously.