Mayer supposedly has a therapist who's advising him to reach out to those he hurt in the past, so he allegedly reached out to Jen. Which is pissing Justin Theroux off. People are dismissing this rumor, but, I believe it. I believe John would reach out to Jen without a therapist, because since her, he's been on a roll of stupid women. John said he truly loved Jen, he was in love with her, according to him. Unfortunately when he admitted that, he also said Jessica Simpson was his 'sexual napalm'. Poor simple Jessica was mad, but, she's not bright enough to know why she should have been mad. But, Aniston is.
So, yeah, I think Mayer would try to talk to her and she'd go for it. She harbors a need to fix the past when it makes her look bad. Fuck what Justin Theroux thinks about the whole thing. He's an ass clown and no one is buying that relationship. The damage John did to Jen's ego in the press, is not forgotten. Hell, it's been seven years and she's still yapping about Brad and his lack of a compassion gene or whatever the hell that was. And how Angie's not cool for saying she and Brad fell in love during Mr. and Mrs. Smith, which the whole world knew anyhow. So, yeah, she's talking to Mayer and will probably break up with ass clown so she can bed Mayer while 'on a break'. She has to show him who the real sexual napalm is.
I'm betting it will happen and I hope they leave a good tip for whoever has to clean up that hotel room. Sexual napalm is destructive, loud and messy. Revenge napalm is even worse.
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