Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Macaulay Culkin and The Pizza Underground
The Pizza Underground is on their UK tour. I can't even pretend I understand Macaulay Culkin. I won't even try. The sad sack on the guitar plays just like me and he's the best this band has. In other words, why the fuck are they a band? Is pizza funny? Is Mac still hooked on high grade heroin? Does anyone actually pay these people to preform? Most of all, do they have the Ashton Kutcher seal of approval? So many questions. I wish I was cool. Perhaps if I buy some sunglasses and chug some Draino?
ps..I just took another listen. Still don't get it, but, now realize I play way better than sad sack. Dear Macaulay, call me. I can play lead. (It's technically lead if you're the ONLY guitar player, right?)
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Points if you made it all the way to the Kazoo solo.
I made it all the way through and I must say it hurt my ears. How was that group hired? Was it under comedy, music, general entertainment...what? I tried to think of it as a SNL skit and it still didn't work. Have I missed something?
I'm glad Mac had sunglasses on, but he still gives me the willys. There's just something about him. If they ever make a Jeffrey Dahmer (sp?) movie, I think he would be in it.
But, he was so cute in My Girl, still one of my all time fav films.
I loved him when he was little. Uncle Buck is probably my fav. But now, guess what? I think he's a freak show,,,the kid from Home Alone has a band, let's go see it. It's a novelty. That's why he gets beer thrown on him. They do suck. And after 8 yrs with Mila he still doesn't get what life is about? His f'g father really messed him up. And probably got him his 1st drugs. Like Peter Lawford did for his own son for graduation. And that boy OD'd and died while Peter was still alive. And HE got him started. Live with that if you can. Some f'rs should never be a parent. Mac probably won't get old either.
I got exactly zero points.
"Garage band plays, sucks".
LOL I stuck it out at least. Twice.
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