Thursday, May 29, 2014
Women things, shit I don't understand, but, I do
Pam Anderson is back to slapping that nasty faker than fake weave on her head, despite taking years off her appearance by cropping her hair short just weeks ago. The praise she received from the new short cut just wasn't enough to offset the inner turmoil about how she is perceived by the world. Pam is a hot girl. Or she was. There can be no denying it. She has fulfilled the fap happy fantasies of many a lonely man's dreams for ages and even though she's a real adult now (read: not a teenager), I'm sure there are still posters of Pam in her red bathing suit on many basement walls across the world. I'm also sure there are many Pam magazine articles that can no longer be accessed because the pages are stuck together.
So what's a girl supposed to do? Every woman wants to think someone loves her for her brain or her personality, but, is that even possible for a hetro woman? The Internet is full of videos of young women modeling their OOTD (outfit of the day) and saying pointedly to the camera, "I don't wear this for men, I wear it for ME!'' Yeah, yeah. Then the next vid they make is all about how to attract men and what men want. The shits of it is, (straight) men want vagina. We all know that. It's a simple basic and true concept. They just want vagina. Oh, and boobies. Men like boobies too. That probably goes back to the old nursing from mommy's good will thing, survival. But, psycho babble hardly matters because...Look, BOOBIES!
Men like long hair. Hasn't that been beaten into most girls since childhood when our mother's velcro'd that first bow into our bald baby heads? How many men have you heard repeat that tired platitude. "I like long hair on a woman." And how many times have we thought, "Who gives a crap what you like?" But, we do, don't we? I can't even tell you the number of times I've been cheated on with chicks that have bad hair. Then you sit and cry to your girlfriends and say shit like, 'But, (sob) I have great hair! (sob)' They agree with you, the whore has shitty hair. This also works when you've been cheated on with a fat girl and you have an 18 inch waist. But, that's another article.
Pam is no different than any other woman. She still can't let go of the image. I had to get my ovaries removed before I stopped giving a shit about what men think. Yet, I still hear the crap. Last Winter I still had to tell a girl friend, 'I didn't wear this idiotic hat because men like it, I wore it because I like it and my fucking ears were cold.' She still has her ovaries.
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I know. I do battle with myself over exactly this, all the time. I am definitely old enough that I shouldn't be having long hair, I guess, but the pull to have it is so strong.
My hair is very fine, and somewhat curly. So, in other words, fly-away, but it has grown out again.
I agree. It looks awful, but how do you overcome that inner thought/voice/whatever, that makes long hair seem preferable?
Every day I think about cutting it off.
Maybe it's even stronger when you're a celebrity, and there are pictures of you everywhere, with that long hair. I don't know. She does look terrible with that weave, though.
Christina
Christina, I get so sick of the old idea that only the young can wear long hair. Piss on that. I wear mine long because it's easier, I can pull it back and up. Women can wear hair any way we like, it's OUR fucking hair. Lissa just said she can't get used to me in 'short hair' since I cut it. But, it's still below my shoulders. Hardly short. I just get dog tired of men dictating fashion choices when all they really want is vagina.
Is Pam engaged? I see the ring on the finger. Or is it just a very pretty ring?
I have long hair, but it is starting to be a problem. It's very thick and hard to brush w/o it getting tangled. And I have fibromyalgia which make even my scalp hurt. So if I pull it back, (which I usually do)the weight makes it worse. I'd like to know if anyone else has this problem.
Jane, she married that Rick Soloman again. I was so grossed out by that. She never learns.
And yes, I had that problem. Arm pain and head pain. It stopped when I cut it off. The tangles were too hard to deal with my health problems. I don't miss it much. Only when I want to do some elaborate updo and I bought a cheap (but, nice) piece. It's still pretty long, but, not ass length anymore. That was too much.
DD, remember I had buttcrack-long hair? I had to cut it short too for pain reasons. There were times the pain was so bad I couldn't reach behind me. So, the long hair had to go. My hairdresser, a Vietnamese lady, gave me a look of disbelief when she asked me if my "husband was ok with short hair" and I said that he didn't have to be ok and that he would get over it. My hair is now short below my ears. My husband is still mourning the loss, but he understand why I did it.
Crickey! Has she gone from that short hair back to long? I have to say it did look better short. I like long hair myself, but short hair really works on some women. It's just too much hard work for me though, styling it every day, plus you need to get a hairdresser to cut it. With long hair I just cut it myself and it saves a fortune. I'm definitely a long har type, I had it cut short when I turned 60 because I thought I really was getting too old for long hair but I haven't been to a hairdresser since, and it's never been longer, and I hope I never cut it short again. I remember Pamela had her fake boobs removed once too and she looked 100% better, but before the year was out she had them inflated again, I think she just feels more comfortable looking like a skank!
I haven't had long hair since the third grade. Sometimes I think I'd like to grow it out, because it would be nice to be able to pull it up and avoid the flat head look of short hair gone wrong, but I have no patience for it.
Meg Ryan has got great short hair. I've been to plenty of hairdressers with a picture of a Meg Ryan and said cut my hair so it looks like this, but my hair simply refuses to go there It just sits flat against my head like a helmet and stands straight on end first thing on the morning. Awful!
Meissa I Do remember that hair. It's funny that your stylist asked that. Does she not know you or what?
Lia. Yeah, I think short hair is a pain. It looks good, but, you have to fuck with it everyday. Who's got time for that??
Angie, was it traumatic to cut it in third grade? I'm serious. I had a jealous girl cut off my hair in college and I never got over it. Even after it grew out.
When I cut it, the "shag" was all the rage, so it was totally my idea. My mother sobbed through the whole thing and once I realized that without a bit of curl, my hair was destined to lay flat to my head, I was pretty screwed. Curling irons weren't as available and certainly not recommended for 8 yr olds, so I was stuck. Then, when the devil himself decided permanents were the way to go, I got stuck in that rut for years. I've had some damn nasty hair styles in my lifetime.
Awww, we all have. I had the punk cut, the shag, the cap cut (I loved that one) and perms. Waist length perm..OMG, it was a jungle.
I'm growing my hair to my knees, and nobody can can tell me otherwise! It has been my dream since I was little, it's to the small of my back now with some really cute bangs. It's on the thick side so I love to keep it up, plus it's fun to play with it. And I'm with you on the young thing, I'll wear my hair long even when it turns silver!
Hell yeah! Grow on!
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