Good luck with that, because it really takes work. One thing I know for sure..not all kids are assholes, but, all kids are assholes once in awhile. You have to be delusional not to know that. (It's okay not to admit it out loud though.)
I was just amazed she said 'kids', plural. That means she's planning on having more with Ashton Kutcher. I'm really not sure what she sees in him. She also thinks her vagina will be shredded by giving birth. It made me laugh. Yeah, it might, but, those things pop back good as new. Vaginas are amazing critters. You can find more HERE.
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If I could go back I would have every one of my kids C-section. Giving birth kills your pelvic floor and later in years you wind up pissing every time you laugh or cough. Your vagina is never what it use to be.
Michelle Duggar must own stock in Depends.
My uro-gynecologist said after seeing what damage it does she would never have a vaginal birth and chose to have all 3 c-section.
Mila has enough money to get her cooch laser tightened. That seems to be a big hollywood thing.
My cootch looked exactly the same 3 weeks after. Michelle Duggar has to have some major damage! That's just tempting cootchie fate!
Oh jebus, with my first one I had an episiotomy clear back to my asshole. Then I think he took the thread and anchored it to a hemorrhoid just for good measure. I was sitting on one of those rubber donuts for a month and swore I would NEVER do this again. Then I had 3 more :)
Lol at "cootchie fate"! You literally made me laugh out loud.
Christina
My OBGYN said he once walked into a maternity ward room to check on a patient that had just delivered that day and he caught the dad f'g her! He yelled at them. LOL. But what an asshole. That is NOT whats on your mind at that time. And it can create some serious health risks.
I blew an O ring in my rectum after giving birth the 2nd and last time. It has never been right since. Dr said I am extremely small down there and it was a good thing I had small babies.A Baby's head will F you up.
Pan, LMAO!! I know the feeling.
I dunno, having an actual human come out of you does weird things to your hormones. I understand the sex thing. Not saying I'd do it, just, I understand it. You aint right in the head right after birth.
LMAO @ blew an O ring. You sound like an old Ford. But, yeah, I know what you mean. A giant baby head out your puss and bung will damn sure fuck you up. Stitches up the ass, literally. I'm just sayin', that thing springs back. A few weeks and you'd never know it was all blown and shredded. Mine was always the same size after, I checked. And I am not a big person. Vaginas are amazing. Assholes? Not so much. Those hems are a bitch. I'm glad I'm old, seriously. No more babies out my cootch. That Duggar woman is crazy.
ps, BTW, I am amazed at all the cootch and bung products they have for new moms now! When I had babies, you shut your mouth and suffered. It wasn't talked about at all, even with doctors.
panonymous your pelvic floor would be fine, if you trained it.
And c-sections have a disturbing high death rate. Not counting complications arising in later pregnancies.
You want to live? Don't do c-sections.
Only a woman would know that stuff. Hand played. :)
What about people who should have been given C-sections that weren't. I feel lucky to have lived through my first birth. I think women should do this thing however they want to. It IS a big deal and can kill you any way you look at it.
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