Sittin' on the old lady's porch in the rain. Does anyone else have relatives that put inside furniture outside? I've tried to make her stop this shit, but, I can't. Every time I drag the old upolsered stuff to the trash, another one appears on the porch. I gave up, because she has an endless supply of old shitty furniture. It's the first thing you see when you pull up. It's so Guntown.
The trees around and in front of the porch make it like a secret room. With only one 'doorway' out. I like it there, even if it is junked up. I've cleaned it up a hundred time, but, now I just ignore it until it gets real bad. The old lady has some kind of head problem like those hoarders or some shit. I dunno. Anyway, I like the porch in the rain. And those old chairs ARE pretty nice to lounge in. They all have tons of cat hair though.
It started raining cats and dogs. You can say that's a rain orb, maybe it is. I was watching them though. They seemed to be looking for shelter. There was a lot of them. I think they're some kind of garden fairy. Fairy..for lack of a better word. Elemental maybe?
There's another one. I was watching it fly in and out of the porch before I took the picture. I didn't know if it would show up, but, it did. I told Lis to shut it and watch them. She was more worried about her Kesha makeup washing off since it's not uncommon to see orbs here. We were getting soaked when it really started to pour.
There's the old lady, she got scared and went inside before the real storm started. She took her 37 cats with her. I exaggerate. She only has 27 cats now. I think she's a dwarf. I really do. Look at her legs. Man. But, when she was young, she was thin and perfectly proportioned (stunning, actually), so no one could tell. But, now..I think she has some kind of dwarfism. She claims she's 4'10'', but, there's no way. She's really short. I mean, I'm short, but, geez, not like that. She was pissed off because I took her picture when her hair wasn't done. She has an appointment next week. Guess who gets to take her? Yeah, I'll take your dwarf ass to the salon, just don't tell me how to drive.
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What else you gonna do on a rainy day but try to enjoy it as much as you can. No water rationing necessary in your area, that's good!
It's going to be a long, hot dry, 3 minute maximum shower, brown lawn summer here.
I just finished taking the clothes pics and will email to you hopefully this afternoon. Sorry it took so long, internet was down for a couple of days and then it was like all hell broke loose.
That's awesome, thanks. Yeah, I love the rain and I can't stay in when it's pouring or storming. I was out planting in it. Wysteria seeds. I was gonna put on a pic of me too, but, then I saw my tit hanging out. Side boob city.
there are no 'orbs'.
It is either a reflection on a droplet or dust OR lens flare.
Please, don't be stupid.
I'm not at all concerned about what you think. I was watching them, not through the camera. They live here.
I love that you're putting pics up now, it's nice to see and not have to imagine what you all look like!
I think those are Fairies btw but that's just my opinion anyway.
Oh, thanks, but, there are pics of me on here, lots of them actually. None are photoshopped. I've never hid who I am.
I think they're some kind of life form that lives here. I see them often and this orb appearance is only one way they look. Some look really odd and not pretty. Some look like rainbows..sort of. One kind looks like a neon pink steering wheel. I have photos. Some look human figure like. Those scare me.
Sent the pics but I forgot to put Dirty Disher in the subject line. OOPS!
Lissa looks cute. Who cares about the old chair? Life is way too short to worry about mundane stuff. I am learning to not care what others think. When you're younger, thinner, prettier, you care more.Its natural. But as you get older, you stop worrying as much. So enjoy the rain. Just enjoy what's here. Right now.
It is flooding all around me, but not where I live. But just to make sure I didn't miss out on the fun, my washing machine pump burned out and flooded my laundry room, kitchen and living room. Ain't life grand!!!
Rox, you're right. But,damn, it's the front porch. Can't she do this shit on the back porch, or side porch. It's not like she only has one spot to junk up.
Jane, I am truly sorry. That is a bitch.
Take me down to side boob city / where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. (You see how I did that with a great Guns n Roses song?) Hahahaha
I love the elementals zooming around the rainy porch and I love Lis's nail and toe polish - what color is that? xo
We had an orb appear in a picture with our son and the attendant at the Oregon Vortex, years ago. We were in the old shack, and saw nothing, but later, looking at the pictures, there was a large orb between them. Interesting. They told us that they sometimes appear, or there are rainbow stripes, flares or swirls through pictures taken there.
What a nice cozy spot that is on the porch. Reminds me of when I was growing up. We had a large, covered front porch with about 10 or 12 steps up to it. Old, early '60's circle type wicker chairs to sit on. I loved to sit out there in the rain.
Christina
How old is your mother Pat? She totally reminds me of my mum who died while I was in Cambodia last September. Cam-bloody-bodia! What a mind fuck! I always said that if she died while I was overseas I'd just miss the funeral. I was convinced that she was never going to die anyway. But when I got the news that she had finally decided to go I downed a half bottle of gin and decided that she was only going to have one funeral and I'd better get home. It took me three days to get back and I stepped off the plane and headed straight to the funeral place. She was a shorty too, came to my shoulder, seriously feisty and a real beauty when she was young. Didn't come up too good in looks as she got older though and she and I are identical. Every now and again I catch her manic geriatric stare in the mirror and it's like Noooooooo!
Lisa is turning into a seriously beautiful young woman!
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