Everyone has done kegals, this is just kegals with another, extra purpose. I don't think of kegals as boring, I just do them all the time. No one else knows I'm doing it. You know the benefits, I don't have to put them on here. Let's just say, this old lady doesn't buy Depends. But, a game controller? I mean, geez, this isn't something you could play with another person, unless you're totally uninhibited. And you'd have to wash the thing. And hide it..or explain it to people. Hmm. I'll pass. You?
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If I had that thing. And died. My kids would find it. Then I'd die of shame! Even after I was already dead. So, does it hit the G spot? It's totally a dildo. We all know it is. My friend that moved to Alaska, shipped all her "toys" ahead to a friend to receive them, till she got there. Just so she wouldn't have to explain them to border agents at Canada. Cracked me UP! Like, a whole box of them? OMG! LOL...hilarious.
rox
Yeah, I don't own anything that would embarass me after I died. Nope. I don't think this is a dildo. They seem to be serious about kegals, but, I resent the fact that they're men. You know why they want us to use it. It's insulting.
I just thought of one embarassing thing I own. A tube of prepreration H I use on my eye bags. I heard about it on Letterman, and it works. I should put it in another container. Yep.
Didn't I see that Prep H thing on "Maude", like....eleventy billion years ago? Does anyone remember that? It's vague, but I think I remember her talking to her husband on the phone saying, "you won't believe where I'm putting your Preparation H". Everything was funny back then.
No, but, I always liked Maude. That show is on You Tube, so once in awhile I still watch it and marvel at the introduction of the women's movement, gay acceptance and many other things. Maude was a corker. Remember when she hired a black maid, but, was scared to let her work? She didn't want to be a slave master, so she fucked it up so bad, the maid quit because of the crazy white lady. OMG, I love Maude.
Anyhow, prep H for eye bags works.
Once at a garage sale I was involved with, one of the others brought a tube of PrepH to sell. 25 Cents. The man that owned the house saw it. Flipped the F out, tossed it and threw her 25 cents. He couldn't believe she was selling that! We all died laughing. She was a Mary Kay lady too. Ugh. She tried to explain she had only used it a couple of times for her eyes. He didn't believe her. But we were all laughing so hard. It was awesome. He was disgusted by an open tube of PrepH at his garage sale. LOL. This from the guy that grabbed a bottle of "tanning lotion" to rub on himself out by the pool. He was all rubbed down, laying in the sun. His skin started to burn. He was on fire! He had accidentally globbed Nair all over his hairy body! Jumped in the pool to cool off. Funniest guy ever. He was mad. Blamed his wife, of course. Cracks me up. Sorry. I had to tell that story. Good times.
Rox
Oh, geez. I'd be embarassed by it too. Bung holes are not something I want to think about or talk about. I found a Carmex bottle to put my butt cream in. LMAO! As for the suntan crap, I am getting so goofy that I always check labels twice. I don't want to spray my hair with Glade or brush my teeth with the kid's acne cream. It could happen.
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