I watched that Kim Zolciak show last night, I was half asleep when it came on. Kim was birthing her fifth and sixth child while hubby Kroy cheered her on. Kim straightened her wig and grunted one out and then bitched a little and pushed the next one out. No sceaming, just some mild bitching. Her makeup didn't even run. And the last kid was breach!! I shit you not. Mothers who give birth to twins deserve a medal anyway, let alone when the second one is butt first. OMG. But, Kim acted like, hey, this is no picnic, but, let's get a move on. I guess that's what birth is like for some people. It's not like she's a Kardashian. Those bitches can reach down and yank their own spawn out like changing a tampon. But, Kim looked pretty comfortable. It blew my mind.
Then she had some nutritional fart wad come in and make her a smoothie out of the placenta. Kim made Kroy drink her damn placenta smoothie too. I saw no point in bullying him to eat that, it's gross. But, Kim said, ''Don't fucking back out on me. I just pushed out two of your children, one of them breach, and my pussy is torn to hell because of it. You're drinking the fucking smoothie!"
HERE's video of that. Kroy said he'd do anything for his wife. Then he should have told her to suck it, because she was acting crazy. There is no reason for a man to eat parts of his wife's discarded internal organ. Bullshit. I'm just still blown away at how she popped those twins out. It's like a revolving door down there. Freekin' women are amazing.
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Why did she drink the smoothie? What was the purpose?
I don't know who this person is or what show they are are, or anything else. But I agree that popping out 2 kids like that is Fing amazing. What the hell with making a man drink placenta? I think it's disgusting that female animals eat their placentas and I don't see that dads of the newborn eating the placenta. Not that I've ever seen. Nope. Searching through my memory bank and I have never seen anything like that. Being a female human I'm glad we no longer normally eat placenta. It's abnormal for humans.
Jane, it's said to ward off post partum depression among other benefits. The practice has some merit, but, it's more popular now to make it into capsuls. That smoothie idea or cooking it is just gross.
A wild animal's first meal after birth, is usually after birth. It's brilliant, actually, when you think about it. But, for humans, it seems ridic to me.
I guess that in parts of the south Pacific (and probably other areas, too) they make it into a stew.
I have had families take the placenta home to have it dessicated and put into capsules. It is supposed to be great for helping through the postpartum period, but it is so against our culture to do that here. It seems to be a very small percentage that do this. Maybe more at a birthing facility than a hospital? I don't know.
It is totally gross that she made him drink that smoothie, too. It is just wrong, especially if he didn't want to.
Christina
I agree, though I think ingesting it in capsule form couldn't hurt anything. So why not? No one ever talks about the placenta and what all it involves. They should. Birth programs rarely show it. You have to give birth to it and it's big and bloody and if you don't get every piece out, you could die, but..no mention. It seems so odd to me. I had trouble with placentas and they had to go in and get it after. It was no picnic.
I had the same problem, as did my mother. They were able to remove all of mine each time, but my mom wasn't as lucky. She started hemorrhaging the second day she was home, while hanging out clean diapers to dry. God, how it must have sucked to have babies in the sixties.
Troy is remarkably nice, and seems so normal. I'm struck every time I catch a bit of the show. Their daughter's really lucked out in the daddy department with him--I remember he adopted them right away. Good guy--even if he does have weird taste.
Good for her that she can pop the kids out and keep it moving.
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