I like the hair. Orange is one of my favorite colors. Punkin' head is alright with me. ( I have pink hair right now, so no color judgements.) She actually looks great in short hair, I never would have envisioned that, which is why I'm not a stylist. I thought the long, straight, dark hair sort of drug her down and made her look even more depressing. Also, this makes her look more mature, but, the pop of color keeps it young enough and fun. However..there's always a however when someone does something drastic to their hair...this 'care free fun' look was obviously done by a talented stylist and there is no way in hell that hair is going to look that good when she crawls out of bed or the shower. (She does shower once in awhile, doesn't she? Not sure. Maybe she just rolls down a window when she goes to the car wash for oral sex.) But, everybody and their damn dog always tells people with long hair what a pain in the ass it is and how easy breezy short hair will be. Well, they fucking lie. (I think people are jealous hair assholes.) Unless you practically shave it, short hair is a maintenance fest of continuous, tedious, mind numbing, painful, nerve shooting shit. 'Specially on someone with thick hair. So, good luck with that, Kristen, because this is probably the last time that shit will look good before you finally give up and grow it out. Unless of course you're sleeping with your stylist now. (Which she could be for all I know.)
That outfit is a nightmare. Every time this girl is talked into going fem or glam, she fucks it up, big time. She just has no style sense and should stick to her high tops and jeans. It looks like I Dream Of Jeannie's 80's inspired wedding gown...if she was marrying Billy Idol. High heels with lace harem pants, with high waisted mom hot pants on top? Really? My brain can't take in all that stupidness at once. It's like Katie Holmes styled her. With Suri rolling her eyes.
Her change even inspired her to try and smile. Jebus! It borders on scary and her thin mouth just can't seem to stretch that far. There's a joke there somewhere, but, I'll pass. But, anything is better than that continuous sullen look she usually has. This is the first time I've ever seen her not looking pissed off. I will say her skin looks amazing. A shade darker on the tanning and it would have matched the hair. I just never thought she was anything special, she's boring as hell, but, the new hair improves that, I think. Maybe she does have an ounce of personality in there, somewhere. Or maybe I just really like orange.
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I think you just like orange.
I don't think the clothes are that bad, but it looks like someone made her wear that to fem her up. It doesn't look like something she is comfortable in.
The hair is okay, but it does look like it will take some upkeep. Blow-drying, styling, etc.
My own hair has some curl to it. I can get a short cut, and never have to do much of anything but fluff it with a little gel to keep the curls so it won't frizz or fly-away. I really should cut it again.
I just don't like her.
Christina
I think I look good with short hair, but, it's just too hard. Fuck it. I'm keeping my bun. I have fancy clips for 'dress up'. Whip it up, fold it, clip. Bam. It's done. I have good bang days and bad one. On bad ones, I just wear bigger earrings.
She told me to tell you, yes, she showers.
My hair has gotten too long and it is very thich and heavy. I have fibromyalgia, so when I put my hair up, it makes my scalp ache. I will have to cut about half of it off. I was thinking about getting a longer version of a Darryl (Walking Dead) hair cut. That shouldn't be to hard to keep up. All I'll have to do is run around in the woods getting sweatty and maybe a little zombie goo for gel.
Crabbie, good to know you talk to her.
Jane, I had that problem too. Now it's about two feet shorter and much more managable for me, but, still long.
Jane, fibro sucks! I also Cut mine to a bob, from buttcrack long, due to extreme pain on my shoulders due to lupus. It hurt like a mofo on my shoulders, elbows and wrists when i had to put it up to get it out of my face. My fingers can't stretch a hair elastic very well either. But i do agree that long hair is low maintenance, and who ever said short hair is easy, is a big fat liar.
A bob is nice and not so hard to maintain. But, I still had to wash a bob every day or it wouldn't fall just right. I hate washing my hair more than twice a week and it actually looks best the day after I wash it. I do love a bob though, there's something about them. Hell yes on those people who tell us short hair is easy. I think they're jealous because they don't have the patience to grow long hair.
Fibro and Lupus..I have to look up. I want to know more.
I love the hair, hate the outfit. However I'm not going to blame this one on her Channel probably just sends her whatever they want and she has to wear it. Sometimes its good, sometimes its bad.
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