Monday, July 14, 2014

Stacy doesn't eat donuts, she's better than all of us

Stacy Keibler, “I really truly believe that pregnancy is not a time to have an excuse to eat donuts, pregnancy is a time to be as healthy as you can be and build a foundation for your baby. I think you should be even more conscious of what you're doing. Everything I eat or put on my skin is organic. I only use organic products. Everything I put on my skin, basically I can eat.”

How about you eat shit? I liked me a donut while I was pregnant and I don't need advice from George Clooney's former paid contract whore. Unless I planned on being a contract whore, in which case, I would still not call you, because you are a failure at gold digging. I wish someone would ask you to define 'organic'. That, I'd like to hear. Dummy.

This one is not going to be tolerable at all when that baby arrives. She will start a 'mother knows all' page before the placenta has been passed, out gooping Goop. You wait and see. DC's never shut their pie holes.

11 comments:

Noelle said...

Organic smaganic! No such thing really. Good luck. LOL It is a nice excuse to pay more.

connie45 said...

Exasperating twit. Wish it was just pregnancy brain that caused her to say crap she otherwise wouldn't. Or is it that she had to keep her trap shut while with George (probably stated in the contract) so now that she is "with child" she can let all her pent up words spew out?
Why not just say "Im looking out for my unborn child in the healthiest ways I know." Done. Finito.
Probably she is planning on yet another baby line of something and/or hoping to score a product endorsement.

Anonymous said...

At least she's with Mr.Nobody. She won't get much press anymore. I don't even know much about her. Ex-Wrestler, George's ex. Just lots of Ex's with her name. My daughter wouldn't even drink caffeine. Still lost her baby. Yet drunk, stoned baby making machines proceed to give birth. It's just luck of the draw. Besides, Stacey wasn't ever NOT in shape. This was her life before, it still is. Not news Stacey. Big deal. She's not Jessica Simpson. Whoopee.

Rox

Anonymous said...

Since this a "health based" post, I need to ask anybody a question: I have a friend who just found out her son has Chron's disease. And now her younger daughter as well. Her teen daughter does not have it. They are now testing her 3 year old daughter. WTH? I am upset and don't know what to say to her. She lives way up in Minnesota. I want to send a card , but my gawd, what can I say that will help? That disease stunts a kid's growth. They may never have puberty. And their bones will be very fragile.It's terrible. Ugh. What to say, what to do. I love them so much. I used to send boxes of fun candy to them and they loved all of that junk. Now, no way! I don't even know what they can eat. I won't send any more food at all. I hope the baby isn't affected by it. What would you guys say/do? I just feel unable to speak about it.Anybody here affected by it?
Thank you.

Rox

Angie said...

I have a garden and I buy fresh eggs and I still would not consider it organic. We have our lawn sprayed in the fall and I have no idea how my friend feeds her chickens. Point being, you are rolling the dice with all food. Unless you are a biology/chemistry wizard, do you really know what's on your food?

You're going to die when you're going to die. Period.

Anonymous said...

Egomaniacs like Keibler think that they invented anything (like pregnancy) that happens to them for the first time, or anything that has been around for centuries (like yoga) that they decide to try. They don't just go through it or do it like everyone else in the world; oh, no. They KNOW. And they don't hesitate to bless us lesser beings with their wisdom.

Rox, don't let your fear of saying the "wrong" thing keep you from supporting your friend at this trying time in her life. You don't have to say anything beyond how sorry you are that this has happened, and that you are there for her anytime she wants to unload. If it were me, I would suggest buying some Slippery Elm tea for the kids to drink; it's very soothing to the digestive system. I'd also advise her to research self - help Crohn's sites for advice from sufferers. Obviously, don't say that if you don't feel comfortable doing so. But you should definitely do the thing that you can do - be a friend who cares, and is willing to listen. My two cents.

N.

Dirty Disher said...

Rox, all I know about Chrons is, I know several people who have it and they lead normal lives with treatment. It's not a pleasant thing, but, not as devastating as it used to be. I think it can run in families.

Dirty Disher said...

ps, Casey has a good friend that has a severe case and she has babies now. So, that's a good thing to know. The sufferers can lead a fairly normal life now in many many cases.
It's like Lissa and Chiari, that, not too long ago, was an automatic death sentence, but, now it's not and many people lead fairly normal lives. Even Alissa and they told us it was the most unique and severe case they'd ever seen. I guess you should just read up on it and watch films. It's so great how you can get so much info now.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry. I'm a nurse, but I really don't know much of anything about Chron's. We have occasional patients that have it, but they all seem healthy enough.
I hope your friends do well. I think there are often ways of managing it, and people live good lives.
Christina

Roxanne said...

Thanks guys. I just know it tends to stunt growth and delays puberty and can cause blindness. These kids are long and thin to begin with. With really tall parents. And now they looks like refugees from aushwitz. I hope they can go into remission and stay there and I hope the baby doesn't have it. It's just devastating news to have one with it, then to find out you have at least 2 of her 4. Finding foods they can eat is the challenge. And they can't be in strenuous sports. But my daughter told me a client has a son with it, and he's a Marine. That gives me hope. Thanks so much. I just need to find the right words for a card. It's hard. Because it's not my children, and I honestly don't know what she's dealing with. I don't know what to say that will be ok. You don't want to intrude or dismissive either. It's serious and I love her so much. But am at a loss here.
Rox

mary_mary said...

She needs a big can of Shut Up whooped upside her head.