Monday, July 21, 2014

The Cat Whisperer

Self proclaimed Cat expert and Cat therapist, Louis Denyer, wants his own tv show because he claims he can 'read' Cats and help with Cat problems. HERE is all that horseshit if you want to read it or see his vid. I watched it. Sigh. Really? You need someone like this dude to 'read' your Cat and tell you what mood it's in? Who in the hell doesn't blink at Cats? Cats are the single most uncomplicated creatures you'll ever meet. They are either asleep or awake. Sometimes they want to play. That's it. That's all there is to them. Cats are popular pets because they aren't complicated and they're soft and furry. AND they poop in a box. You don't even have to walk them. Sometimes, they even seem to like you. Though only on their terms and time. We accept that because they are the least pain in the ass mammal we could own and they're cute.  Done. There is no mystery here for The Cat Whisperer to solve.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bill Cosby had the best bit in his old stand up about the difference between cats and dogs. The man is a genius. And it's so true. If you ever get a chance to listen to it. Hilarious. Maybe its on YouTube? Cuz I think it was part of a TV special back in the day. I am still reminded of it, to this day.

Rox

Dirty Disher said...

Bill Cosby can go fuck his perv self.

Angie said...

I have to agree...cats are as simple as they come, as far as pets go. The litter box is really the worst part of owning one...that's where I wish I had used the part of my brain that controls the olfactory senses and said no to at least one or two of my three cats.

Unknown said...

I love cats, sometimes they follow you down the road asking for a pat, that blows me away. Someone put a small cam on his cat to see what it did at night and it just hung out with other cats. They just sat under a car and hung out together. Awesome, and uncomplicated.

Angie said...

Oh my god, Lia...I love that story. Did you see the video on YouTube or something? I have an outside cat that shows up every morning for food and a petting. I always wonder what he does with the rest of his day.