Yep, I really think LeAnn Rimes pooped herself

Ordinarily, I'd just think she sat in coffee or something, but, this is LeAnn we're looking at here, so yeah, I think she had a ass blow out. This woman takes so many laxatives that her step son found some on the floor and ate them. HERE's that story.

Her reality show is fake and boring and it's tanking because no one can watch that shit. Not even me. I tried, but, it's all based around two things. One, their hatred of his ex, Brandi. Two, their true love story. Her true love is based on his looks. I think he's gross, but, to each her own. His true love is so obviously her money. She pays him. Period. He loves that lifestyle. It's ironic that now that his ex is a house ho on tv and has a radio show and endorsement deals, she's actually doing well financially, while LeAnn's star millionaire days are over. Bitch is a has been. LeAnn is so jealous of Brandi, she's made her whole life about stalking her. All you have to do is look at her online crap to know that, she fools no one. Remember that time she went to rehab for Twitter addiction and abuse? That's got to be a first.

So, yeah, I think the bitch shit her pants. I think she's so obsessed with having Brandi's body that she obsesses about her weight. She will never be the tall, leggy, foul mouthed Brandi, so why does she bother? A reasonable mind would say, if Eddie wanted Brandi, he would have stayed with her. But, LeAnn is not reasonable, she's as crazy as a shit house Rat or a pet Coon.  But, laxatives are her drug of choice. I'll bet she had the exact times they will affect her down to a science, but, even science is sometimes unpredictable. She flat out pooped herself. She was at a fashion show and couldn't move fast enough. Or she thought she was finished in the bathroom, but, her butt gave her one last liquid movement that caught her dress. She's bunching it up to hide it, but, we see it. That's a liquid shit leak. 'Shit stain' pretty much sums up this woman's life right now. Never wear white after Labor Day or when you have the runs. Also, you might try wearing underpants. Just because Brandi goes commando, doesn't mean you have to. A mini pad can be an alleged anorexic's best friend. Just sayin'.

LeAnn lives her whole life in a bikini, posing, sucking it in. She tries so hard, yet, no. She needs a perfume that smells like cash. Then Eddie would never leave her side. She's gained a few pounds lately and I'm sure it's freaking her out. She probably had to double up on the laxatives.