Thanks, Jessica

You guys know how much I love to hate Jessica Seinfeld, so of course I love that she posted this pic on Instagram and wrote, "Okay, take it from me, hang out with people who are way uglier than you..it makes you feel better about yourself."

You'd be hard pressed to find anyone more unattractive than Mrs. Seinfeld since she went blond. I love that Goop is in that pic. And some chick no one knows, but, she has to be hooked up with someone famous or Jessica wouldn't bother with her. Jessica only hangs out with famous people. Famous people only hang out with her because she's married to a famous person. Jessica thinks she's so funny, but, she never is. Never. She has the weirdest, dumbest sense of humor. Jokes like, checking out her rump....roast. Har har. Then she cracks herself up. Goop probably thinks she's funny, because she's not funny either. This group is like a bunch of stale air sitting around.

The perfect couple? Yeah, right. I got the scoop on them from someone who knows. This is more of a business arrangement. Jerry acts like he can't stand her on her cooking vids. I can understand why, but, he's gross too. They're both arrogant dicks. At least he had a show, what's her claim to the fame she demands? Oh, right, snagging big head Jerry and his bank account.

For someone so into food, why are they always posing with empty plates? Empty plates and tons of booze. I'd drink too if I was married to either one of them.