When we think of the Real Housewives Of New Jersey, we think of these big tacky mansions they build and guild in faux gold. Yet we know something is always amiss with either their finances or the homes themselves. Not everything is as it seems in Jersey. Joe, Stumpy Gorga and his wife Melissa said they sold their mansion so they could build a bigger, better one.
Yet, Stumpwad and Whorga now claim to have rented the mansion and want their non-paying tenant to get out. The tenant claims any rent paid was agreed to go towards the purchase of this Gorga mansion dream and he refuses to pay because the place, which was constructed by Stumpy himself, is falling apart. You can go
HERE to see (bottom of the page) the failed construction and MASSIVE plumbing problems..not to mention the mold, cracks, broken walls and steps and appliances that never worked. I love it. Not the tacky house, no. I love knowing this is the best Stumpy could do. The place looks like nothing but huge massive problems in a heaping pile.
This is my favorite photo of the Gorga dump. You know why? Because it's the entrance to where the Beavers are entering the house and living in between the walls. Yeah. I said Beavers. LMAO! The Beavers live in the crawl spaces and walls of the Gorga mansion behind the office and cause quite a commotion with loud bumps and other Beaver noises. Yep. Great construction there, Stumpy. You are an artist.
I also love what I'm looking at there. I just got the laundry room part of my new old house jacked up and we put a cement block foundation under it. It's basically an old add on porch that's been enclosed. I thought the cement block foundation was pretty tacky, but, damn sturdy and it's what financial challenged people do. But, looking at that photo, I see the exact same construction materials us Guntowners use being used in the Gorga 'mansion', and yet....look at that concrete work on the outside. What looks like great masonry work with rock and brick is nothing more that cement slathered on plain old cement block. Good going, Stumpy Gorga. It pretty much says it all about these people, their wealth and their mansions, doesn't it?
Don't worry about the wall Beavers not having enough water. The Gorga sprinkler system is also broken along with most of the indoor plumbing. These people are so high class, aren't they?
13 comments:
Wow. I don't ever watch any of the housewives shows, but this is interesting. I have a cement foundation, and thought it was just normal as it's what I see everywhere around here. Weird to have the fake stone applied to the outside, though. Beavers in the walls? They could do some damage. We have the occasional mouse, but I can't even imagine the amount of dust, dirt, noise that you would experience with beavers. We had a mama raccoon set up a nest in our chimney probably 10 years or so, ago, and that was noisy, and horribly dirty. Once we realized there was a brownish layer of dust in the living room, we completely duct taped any cracks or joints around the fireplace doors. Looked right charming, I tell ya. You would think that they would take care of something like that right quick.
Christina
Wow. Beavers in the walls? I can't even imagine! How's the rest of your sweet little house coming along?
Anyone buying a house like that without having someone inspect it first, needs to be bitch slapped and then learn to live with it. If you have enough money to buy a huge house, you should have enough brains to have it checked out first. And would you really buy anything from Stumpy?
I hope the guy renting can get out of it. And fast and DO NOT buy that bitch. Run dude. Ruuun!!!! It looks like all they cared about was decorative windows in this catastrophe. But I bet it's still not as bad as Kimye's dabacle. Will we ever see pics? They never moved in and it's for sale now. Who didn't wanna see those classy gold shitters?
C'Mon now. You know you did. LOL
Rox
PS: I think the faked stone is a cool idea actually. But for normal ppl. Not on a mansion. Cuz in time , it will crumble away. And the beavers? Jeezus! Can you imagine seeing one of them gnawing away at your bedroom wall. How the hell do they even have electricity? They will chew thru all the wiring. Gawd almighty. House needs tore down, sounds like. Make it a parking lot.
rox
I hope you're doing okay, Pat, and that your home-fixing-up helpers are not driving you crazy with what they want your home to be.
Lissa must be back in school now. How's it going?
Christina
Sounds like it needs to be demolished.
What about this place?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2746478/Americas-expensive-home-sale-Florida-139-MILLION.html
Or this.
http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/34422498#ORchGIX5ii0BQjy7.97
http://www.independent.co.uk/property/tiny-house-in-north-london-with-mezzanine-bed-above-kitchen-on-sale-for-275000-9716763.html
I would like to make some candles but I am wondering about the clean-up. How do I clean the top of the double boiler to make sure all the wax is out?
Jane, I wish I could remember. My sister used to make lots of decorative candles when we were in junior high, and high school. They were beautiful, and she sold them to anyone and everyone. I'll call her later today and see if she remembers what she used to do. I have to schedule the time to talk with her, as she talks a lot.
Christina
Well, she explained the whole procedure to me, but, in essence, she had a dedicated double boiler that she used. Sorry. I'm no help, although I would think that you could put the pot in the freezer when it had cooled down, and then the leftover wax would probably pop off. Maybe.
Christina
Jane, I keep reading when I publish comments and I thought surely someone would tell you..but, no one told you..so, I'll tell you. You can never use the double boiler for food again after you put wax in it. So, either buy a new one for food or do what I did and get and old shitty one for a dollar at a yard sale. Wax will never completely come out of the metal after you use it, no matter what you do.
Also, you don't really need to use a double boiler. Just use any shitty old pan you don't care about and heat SLOWLY. That's the key to avoiding a wax blow up. Never use high heat. I used to use wax for several projects with my grade school students. We used an old pan and a hot plate. Never had a problem.
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