Miley Cyrus gives her first art show

On September 10th, the world will be treated to the first Miley Cyrus art exhibit. "I just sit around and smoke weed anyway, so I might as well sit around, smoke weed, and do something. And this is me doing something" she explained. Miley likes to, in her own words, get stoned and glue shit to other shit. Her collection will premier during designer Jeremy Scott's Fashion Week show in NYC, September 10th and it is titled 'Dirty Hippie'.

I really don't mind her...'art'. Art is usually questionable anyway, so who's to say if this is art or just Miley stoned and bored. Maybe it's deeper than I can understand. Like, maybe, Miley stoned and bored is the real art here and the pieces are just the aftermath. That's deep. Hey, it's as deep as I'll get this morning. Anyway, I just don't care and would never argue about what is not art. I am not qualified and neither are you, since there is no definition. Miley does manage to crack me up in the interview, HERE. She says she doesn't want to die a pop star dumb ass. Yeah, I thought that was funny and I had an image of Katy Perry as a gray and purple haired old geezer sitting in a wheelchair moaning about the good old days (possibly humming a Carly Simon tune) when the whipped cream would squirt out the front of her tits instead of covering her feet. If that made no sense, I plead morning.

There's some Miley art. You can google around and find more like I did. It's all the same. It's worthless plastic shit glued to bongs and other worthless shit. Miley says money can't buy you happimess, but, it sure can buy you a bunch of shit to glue onto other shit. I presume it can also buy you a lot of Marijuana. If that aint art, I don't know what is. Yeah, actually...I don't know. You can quote me on that.

Miley, with some important designers. Doing important things. HERE is some more about all this. Is she done with all that Bangerz stuff? Bangerz made my head hurt. And I'm jealous because I only get to buzz and glue shit to other shit when the kid isn't around and I take some Ambian. That's like once a month, tops. Besides that, I know Miley has better junk than me. Wait, I just looked close. Nope. I was wrong.