These two bitches. Geez. Y'all know yesterday was the day to discuss Taylor Swifts song 'Bad Blood', which she claims is about a female enemy who pretended to be her friend. She didn't name names, Taylor is to classy for that..cough. Today, Katy Perry took to Twitter to say, 'Watch out for the Regina George in sheeps clothing..'
I had to look up who the fuck Regina George was because I'm not twelve. She's the blond one from Mean Girls, the really mean one. I guess that would be Taylor. While Katy is the twisted one who back stabs. Twitter war.
Of course this has nothing to do with John Mayer's greasy little weener. The only thing that could make this childish story any better is if Jessica Simpson showed up and farted on them both. Chicken of the Sea for everybody! Yay!
If the world gets lucky (and it's due, isn't it?) there will be no more blind item songs by Taylor Swift. Or no more, cough, music from Katy Perry. In fact, I demand that Obama step in and make a law that requires them to fight to the death. At least we'd be rid on one of them. What do you think?
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YES! The world WOULD be lucky to be rid of these two talentless parasites. Rage on!
I prefer TS. She has cute&sexy feet.
So whoever dies in a fight to the death, I am fine with. As long it is KP.
I admit to liking Taylor Swift. I like some of her music, and she is very cute and dresses well. Say what you want about her sort-of old fashioned style at times, I just like it, and when I was young, I did sort-of the same thing. (When I was young, I was much thinner, and could get away with more than I can now.)
I always feel sort-of sorry for Katy P. I've watched her in ads, etc. and she just always looks a little sad to me. Her eyes look sad. Some of her music is okay, and she is pretty, but she doesn't really know how to dress, so she doesn't look as good.
What either of them saw in John Mayer, I do not know. The first time I ever saw him was on an episode of CSI back in the day, and I thought he was incredibly scarey and ugly looking. Add to that the comments you hear from time to time about sexual stuff, and he is downright repulsive to me.
As far as the veiled commentary in TS's songs, I find it kind of entertaining. Some years ago, I was admitting a patient, and she and her care provider were talking about music. The patient's husband piped up and said, "I kind-of like Taylor Swift". His wife rolled her eyes, and said "Honey, in the car, you ARE Taylor". LOL! Mental image. I guess guys like her, too.
Christina
What I want to know is, just what does John Mayer's have that they all want? Is he hung like a horse? I've got to know!
Supposedly he is, but seriously, who cares?
Christina
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