Saturday, November 22, 2014

Socks and jammies, do do

Rob Kardashian and his sock line, Arthur George, now has loungewear for men. Yes, yummy, hot one piece pee pee jammies for grown men. This aint new. My boyfriend Harry used to wear this stuff. I never knew where  he bought it, but, when my girl friends would show up at the house, he'd come out, straddle legged in hims footed jams rubbing his eyes. It was supposed to be cute. Then he'd turn around and in the back pocket he always kept a copy of JD Salinjer or Orson Wells peeking out, so they could see that even though he was adorable, he was also an intelligent adult worried about social issues. Neither here nor there, it just reminded me of Rob the lessor Kardashian and his wild hunt for relevancy amongst the ho K clan. Rob has Momanger Kris peeking out of his ample back pocket screaming 'sign the contract'.

Doesn't the name Arthur George remind anyone else of Dudley Moore and JFK jr? Two hot smart talented men who should still be alive, yet we have a Kardashian and his socks. Blessed are those who don't know shit. I hope Robbie makes extra extra large jam jams now because he should. And no, don't even ask me if I have sympathy for him, no, I do not. He treats women horribly. You reap what you sow. He reaps socks.

It takes a genius, doesn't it?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rob gains weight like Tim Allen did in The Santa Clause. "I've gained 45 pounds in a Week!" Lol...nobody buys this shite.

Rox

Anonymous said...

Funny story about the boyfriend. How studied he was about his appearance.
I always like having nice new socks, but I don't like the ones pictured. The jammies with feet in them would be a deal-breaker for me. Grown ass men should not be dressing like that. Women, either.
Sounds like he just can't find his way.
Christina