I hadn't even seen the pics, though I'd heard about them. I saw that one of her greased up ass, though just a thumbnail. I didn't click on it. I have little interest in Kardashian ass. I'm much more interested in the fashion faux pas' of the Kimye. However..I LOVE that Kim says (
here) that this photo is real, not photoshopped, and that the photog 'has an art' of posing her and that her back hurt for a week after this stunt. Umm hmm. She can certainly balance a champagne glass on her butt. And that photo is so real. Call me crazy, but, shit like this makes me laugh for a week. Hell, I betcha the champagne isn't even photoshopped! She probably has a lot of practice aiming squirting things over her head and back to her ass.
I think this dress is made from the same stuff her face and ass are made from. Maybe she had some ass leftover from her last injections and gave it to her dressmaker. Hey, it's not a bad thing.
I sort of like it.
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And people say she has no talent.
I looked at all the pictures. Gross. Absolutely gross. Her facial expression in the pictures makes a bad thing even worse. It's as if a mentally challenged, deformed Barbie doll with a misshapen ass decided to treat everyone to a viewing of her plasticine birthday suit while she lewdly grins. Not attractive in the least. If I were her (almost vomiting at that thought) I would not be proud of that picture with the glass. That is a condition I have referred to as "shelf-butt" for many years. It's not a complimentary term.
I don't know why, but somehow, in the back of my mind, it kind of shocks me that her judgment is this bad. Does she really think this looks good? I was truly grossed out by the fake, ginormous butt picture. Those saddle bags she had inserted look so incredibly fake. I just don't get it.
Christina
I saw the greased up pics and if you put Coco next to her, they could be butt twins. I know some men like big butts, but at this point I think most of them are just watching her to see how ridiculous she can be. And they way she is posed in that top pic reminds me of the dreaded days in high school p.e.. There were "certain girls" who took great joy in backing up to you and farting. That was the same pose they would take and when you saw it, you knew what was coming. And try as hard as you might, you could never out run the stink. And I fully believe that posed gave the fart more power. So when I see Kim in that posed all I can think of is a humongous FART!
Now, having said that, I have to ask if anyone saw the pic of Aretha Franklin (on TMZ)in that strapless gown? How low were those puppies sitting? You could tell most of them were thinking WTF. But they gave her the respect she deserved. But really, someone should have told her something. When your boobs are that big and old, you don't go strapless. I know this because she could be my twin. (Now I will get to my rant.) My boobs look just like that and I have never, even when I was young, been able to find a comfortable bra. Which is why I love very cold weather. I have convinced myself that I can go braless as long as I have on my bulky coat. Am I just fooling myself? I really hope no one can tell.
And for all you flat chested girls and women out there, I have always envied you. You are lucky and you don't know it. I've looked into breast reduction but I could just never bring myself to do it. I watched the video---it reminded me of filleting a fish.
While on the subject of breastesses--has anyone heard about the new "vacation boobs" thing? They can temporally enlarge the breast by one to one and a half cup size. Saline is inserted and slowly absorbed by the body. Its done for special occasions like for brides or for women going on vaca planning to wear a bikini. Ain't science something?
I can't even talk about my boobs anymore. It's too depressing that what was once magnificent is now so ruined they look like the sacks boobs came it. I hate them and always have since I had my first baby. But, I did enjoy using them. Men are sick over boobs.
No one dares to tell Aretha anything. She has to know. Yuk.
Yep I think older women should get free breast reductions if they want them. It's only fair. I actually decided to get a proper bra fitted and pour some money into something decent. Luckily there was a bra sale on at the store I planned to shop at. It's been so long since I bought a decent bra that I didn't even know what size I needed and getting the correct sized bra is key I've discovered. Anyway because of the sale I was able to buy four pairs of lacy bras instead of two pairs. I came home and chucked all the old worn ones out and now have a pretty good looking pair of tits again. Plus the bras are comfortable because they are the right fit. It's really made a big difference. :-) so I'm not thinking about a breast reduction any more.
As for Kim. Yer that bum. What is she going to look like when she's 65 and her bum has sagged together with her tits? How old will Kanyes wife be when Kim is 65? She's in Melbourne right now, waddeling about in that pink latex dress. Apparently she is buying an island for her daughter off the Queensland coast.
I would die if my butt was that big. I would just drop dead and I know my kids would be ashamed of me. It's like she's got a few basketballs in the back of her dress. Of course, black men must love it, and they all date only black men. But PMK has a large rear end. And its probably real, but its more wide than puffy. And don't they even get it, the tall slender sister is the only one that a legit company will look at? The rest are trash. It will still cause the younger sisters much harm in their lives to be associated with this trashy family. And I can't believe Rob hasn't offed himself yet. He has been hiding , I think. Has he lost weight and is going to do a big reveal? He was big enough to get a gastric bypass. So, maybe he did. But he's MIA. This family is pure garbage. Shelf ass. Yes, that's a real abnormality. I'd die tho. Gawd....one day, we will be saying, Hey remember Kim...what's her name? And that ginormous ass? And it will be there to Google. And gag future generations. But she will be no more.
Rox
I wish she was no more now! I can't believe this is what the world has come to. Big ass, no talented people!
I say good for Kim Kartrashian. It's about time the circus freaks of the world got their day in the sun!
haha, JK. She makes me sick. I hope her daughter rebels by becoming Amish, or marrying a Duggar.
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