Chloe "Barbeque"

I found a bunch of these. Apparently Chloe Sevigny irritates the hell out of a lot of people with her exclusive one of a kind, name dropping, shtick. I, however, find her funny. I said, I like her and I won't take it back. Because under her obnoxious front, she is a talented actress. I have a friend like Chloe and you just have to laugh. She is the crème de la crème of obnoxious, elusive 'in' things and a repertoire of 'the' important people who wouldn't think of conversing with a peasant like me. She also owns all the latest 'in' junk, which she can't figure out how to work. Good thing I have my friend Chloe or I would be pure trailer trash. Besides, she'd do anything for me. Why? I make her laugh. (Usually with what I'm wearing.) You hold onto friends like that.

This made me laugh. I hope you enjoy it.