Uncle Jessie 'listens to a woman's body'

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Oh, gawd, where have I been? John Stamos is giving everyone wet panties, or at least damp drawers, (to fans), all over the internet and sleeping with half of them, (it sounds like). And he offers this little enticement..

"John Stamos opens up about his sex life in a book by “Glee” and “Family Guy” writer Ali Adler, “How To F - - k a Woman.”
“A couple of women have wanted ‘selfies’ afterwards,” Stamos says, adding, “One girl really wanted my shirt, like a souvenir.”
Sounding a little weird, Stamos suavely notes: “It’s about listening, asking, talking . . . I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me, it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman . . . but it’s all listening . . . With women, you have to listen to their bodies."

OMG, are you kidding me? Either he's a wizard in bed or a big liar who puts this shit out there to get more ass. In comments someone said he's spent the last two years of his life on the Howard Stern show talking about his sex life in detail. I have to spend more time with Stern. Actually, I find Stern more sexually attractive than Stamos. There is something wrong with me, I know that. Anyway, did you ever have the hots for Uncle Jessie? He is good looking. I liked him better as a good hearted punk who could play the fool. The recent photos they have of him (click my source) are ridiculous. He still looks great, he hasn't changed much. But, I wonder what he'd be doing if he hadn't gotten that role and was just, you know, a regular guy? Probably bartending, playing part time in a bad cover band or.....

...hanging out in alleys, bumming a smoke, sharing a joint...and sleeping on his sister's couch. She has 5 kids and he doesn't really want to live there, but, she begged him to, because he's so good with her kids and he gives them free guitar lessons. He's between jobs right now, usually he has a LOT of cash, but, right now he's tapped out. You know, from helping out his sister and the payments on his hog. Oh, yeah, I've met and had a lot of Uncle Jessies. They may, sort of, listen to your body (which actually means they've copied some non violent porn moves), but, as soon as they move into YOUR place, they start playing full time with 'the band' and stop looking for jobs. Don't worry, babe, I'll make it big and pay you back. Uhh, huu. Yeah, Columbia is dying to sign up some dude who can do a great rendition of Johnny Be Good. And who looks hot in leather. Can't forget that part. By that time, he aint listening to your body anymore. He's probably listening to several bodies on the side.   And it doesn't matter anyhow, because you already have a thing for the drummer, who is also jobless and living with his mother. He has wild hair, rhythm and knows the value of eye contact. But, what the hell, you're young and you have time to figure it all out.

Yeah. I was a sucker for the Uncle Jessies. They are a dime a dozen. I always had the dime. Can you relate to any of this shit or am I the only one?

For the record, NOW, I think this dude is ridiculous. Even the real John Stamos. I just don't care. He talks too much shit. He probably SUCKS in the sack. You'd just be fucking a hot memory of lost youth. But, I sure wouldn't hold it against you.