"Good morning Gorgeous I want you, I need you and I crave you every day, every minute, every second."
Really, Troll? That's the best you can do? I demand a do over. I want James Spader, Patrick Stewart or Hugh Laurie. Got it? And he'd better talk dirty too, because this constant harping about a 'relationship' just annoys me.
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Q:what do his tats say?
A: "Relationship" in portugese.
jk
At my age, I prefer a nice set of moobs with a pelt of chest hair that would make a gorilla weep tears of righteous envy. I recommend you pass on this one, Pat.
Besides, we all know those words of love are meant for his own reflection.
I know he doesn't technically fit my definition of hunk as I have stated here, but I vote for Patrick Stewart. James Spader makes me angsty.
Christina
My vote would be for Sam Eliot.
Naaa, he's not from Portugal, I asked him. First he said he was Jamaican and I said, that's pretty cool. You dig Bob Marley, I'll bet. He didn't know who that was, so then he said he was jk and from New Jersey. I said, well, that cool too. I said, do you know Snookie or Teresa Guidice? He claimed he did, of course. I laughed. Then he told me he friended me because I was such a beauty on FB. I said, awww, which pic got you going? The one in the wheelchair or the one with all my grandkids. ~silence~ ~crickets~ Then he said he loved older women. Me: Cool. Gotta go, have a nice day. But he fucks with me whenever he's on. He's a sniper in the military! And he can't tell me more, because it's government secret ops. Wow. I am so lucky.
Christina, I like hot old men. I am not into these boys. I'm not Madonna and I don't have time to raise one more kid. Geez. I'll bet Madonna has nannies for her boy friends. There is no way a grown woman could listen to this shit all day, I don't care how big his goofy wang is.
Jane, yes. Yes X 100...and his Harley too.
Obviously I'm using Facebook all wrong.
Obviously Melvin is using Facebook all wrong!
I hate Face Book. I get nut balls all the time and how the fuck do you block them completely??
I don't know, I never get nutballs except the guy who directed Bloodsucking Freaks.
I loved Bloodsucking Freaks, it's one of my favs! Send him to me and I'll give you this guy. Or I have a cute Nigerian who just wants love...and a little money.
I just want to know how to block??? And never see em and they never see you? How?
why is there no more daily crabbie? I miss it and always wonder why you took it down melvin
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