Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Fame ho's, Met Gala



China: Through The Looking Glass, my ass. China, as depicted historically in cinema? Bullshit. The real theme must have been 'Go Naked In Public'. Who the fuck does this shit at a classy event where you can dress to the nines in a fancy ass ball gown? Oh, they do. Okay then. Is anyone else having a hard time trying to tell Bouncy from J-Lo, or is it just me? I have no clue why Donatella would join in with this naked crap and don't care. They all look like whores. And not even high class whores. They look like try hard, Fredericks Of Hollywood whores on their last dollar. There's a bit of 'rode hard and put up wet' thrown in there too. More hoey-ness...


I forgot Kim K. Her anticipated (yawn) hoey-ness almost looks classy when you compare it to the other fame ho's gathered here. J-Lo from the side is giving me Lohan and Coco on crank vibes.

19 comments:

connie45 said...

Seems more like a who can show the most without actually showing "it". Donatella naked-ish? Id rather slide down a banister of razor blades and land in a pool of alcohol than look at that.

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO..Me too, or fire even. They just look so cheap and it's a nice event. We could have so much fun dressing up in expensive finery, but, this is how they do it. It's gross.

Anonymous said...

LOL!! Wow, Connie, now tell us how you really feel. Hehehe!
Seriously, you hit the nail on the head. This almost naked trend for celebrity dresses is so lame and whorish I can't believe it. My thoughts exactly on KK, too. She looks almost dressed, compared to the others. Donatella has been looking rough, like a piece of jerky, for years. Here, from what I can see, she looks sort of rehydrated. Weird. It looks as though she is actually topless with a thin net over, so that is taking the whole whorish thing up a notch. It's really pretty disgusting. I'll bet it all cost a mint, too. Celebrity assholes, always plumbing new depths.
Christina

Anonymous said...

Actually, I went back to look at the pictures a second time, and it looks like Donatella is wearing some kind of a nude underthing of some sort. She is still covered.
Christina

Anonymous said...

They all look like shit.

Lauren

Angie said...

I canNOT be the only person that thinks Kim K looks like fat hog.

karen from Il. said...

All i can say is WOW. And they holler when women publicly breast feed babies and show only the top half with no nipple

Speak To Me said...

Sorry, but I think jlo's dress is kinda cool. Maybe the wrong event, but still cool.

Erin said...

I kinda like J Lo's dress too. Did you see what SJP was wearing. Her head piece was ridiculous!!!

Jane said...

Why has fashion become so much about the parts of the dress that are not there and less about the dress that should be there. I get the part about if you have the body, you want to show it. I would too, but there comes a time when style should have class. It seems the Met Gala has become the flesh showplace.

Erin, love the Baby Billy pic of his car and Xmas tree. Way too cute! I've got to stop calling him BABY Billy. He's getting big.

Erin said...

Thanks Jane! That was our Christmas card this year. And don't worry - I still call him Baby Billy too. He will always be that to me!!

Anonymous said...

20 bucks of ass and 2 cents of class.

The only thing to stop this shit is for people to point and laugh uproariously.

Anonymous said...

Yuck, really fug sh.t.
I gave up reading celeb gossip the past few days, since all the posts are about the incredibly crass dresses at the Met Ball. The sluttiness that is China was well represented in the guests' tawdry taste.
And what Border Collie said.

Anonymous said...

I always thought when you got older you should cover up more lol, I mean what is left for the imagination...

Annette from Quebec.

Jane said...

You don't want to know what I have covered up!!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

Alls I know is, Cher already did this years and years ago and stole all the shock value. Now it just looks cheap. And you could see Kim K's pubes. You could! She could have at least waxed it.

Baby Billy IS one handsome little dude. Does he have a gf yet?

Jane said...

I saw in Online Mail pics of Cher years back and Kim has tried many of her looks. Cher can pull it off----not Kim!

And talking about pubes, the pic I got of RHPS is a close-up and Tim is mighty bushy! You know I had to look.

Jane said...

I like that J-Lo's dress at least had a "theme" or pattern or what ever you want to call it. Donatella must have worn the dress that no one else wanted.

Anonymous said...

All i can think of now is razor blades against my thighs and V-J. I could die. I'm still whining to myself about a paper cut i suffered this week. Jeez.
And back in the 70's, somebody did place razor blades in the dam when the kids would go dam sliding, it was awful. Christ just thinking about it makes me sore.