I'd put my money on this one being the next to appear in the newly popular nearly naked gown. Because "The Elusive Chanteuse" needs to dig deep down into her bank account and buy herself a fucking clue. That goes for Kim K too. You two are not 'voluptuous'. You are oinkers. Sorry. I know I'm not supposed to judge someone's body, but, I think they gave up the right not to be body judged by parading around in shit like this. While I'm at it, I am saying right now that her sacred butterfly emblem is as boring and unimaginative as a slow first grader coming up with their first mouth open, eyes wide idea. It's not 'beautiful', it's just sad that a grown woman can't come up with anything better to identify with. It's also sad that the same grown woman has no access to a full length mirror, apparently. Congrats to that squeaky clean oreo, Nick Cannon for getting the hell out of this mess at all costs.
Did you see her stupid Funny Or Die video? It wasn't funny and she's STILL stirring that Eminem pot. Jesus, you'd think she'd learn. Every time she does it, I have this mental picture of him cumming on her bare belly. I know...I hate it too. It grosses me out.
Jeez. Why is she famous? Click that one. The bigger it is, the funnier it is. She looks like a metal sewer pipe clogged with hair.
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She has a thing for dolphins now.
Oh, jesus. What's next? Will she suddenly reject My Little Pony for rubber band bracelettes?
Her upper arms look good. That's all I got.
Christina
"sausage"
Yes. LUMPY sausage. But, her arms look good. :)
Christina
I guess when they look in a mirror they see someone else. Body dismorphic.
Sausage and gravy and potatoes.
Christina, you are right. I wish I had such good upper arms.
Yuk.
The woman used to sing. Beautifully. I don't know now. But she's getting hefty. And she has heard all about it. Why in the H, when it's your job to appear in public, for money. Would you ever let yourself get obese? This defies logic. I don't eat shit and I can't lose a pound. I stay the same. She must be really shoveling it in and also , booze. Hotel living is fattening, as well. I'm sure. But she has a job to do. It involves her looks. I'm surprised there wasn't a contract clause about weight. Cuz, jeez. And Britney has been gaining her weight back too. But she still looks good. It sucks being a woman & struggle with weight, but being a famous woman? I couldn't handle all the pressure.
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