Kylie Jenner is telling the truth. You don't need fillers or Botox to plump your lips. You can totally do it with make up! And I dare anyone to prove that my lips aren't this full and luscious. You're just jelly. Have a jelly samwich and sit down.
You are very thin. I hate you. LOL. Hope you are feeling well. Yea, I have some lip liner I have started to re-employ. It doesn't last either. I need to stop it with the straws. I am afraid of getting lip creases. Ugh. I didn't realize it until i started back with the lip liner. And hey, has anybody else noticed all those K girls wear their make up the exact way. Except the Momma, Kourtney. She's basic. They all have that large white shadowy area under their eyes and then plaster it on from there. They look like a plastic doll's face. But the others all look the same and Khloe has morphed into a tall Kim. And it's gross. When will they ever leave my news feed?
I almost forgot. I read somewhere (probably on the internet and you know it has to be true) that you can plumb you lips up (temporarily) by sticking them in the hose of your vacuum cleaner. Who wants to try?
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Kylie Jenner is a bad influence.
Now those are lips!!! I like the color, too. You go, girl!!!
Christina
Heh heh.
Oh my, you rock.
uhh huu. The other day my monitor went black and I saw my own reflection..it scared the piss out of me.
You are very thin. I hate you. LOL. Hope you are feeling well. Yea, I have some lip liner I have started to re-employ. It doesn't last either. I need to stop it with the straws. I am afraid of getting lip creases. Ugh. I didn't realize it until i started back with the lip liner. And hey, has anybody else noticed all those K girls wear their make up the exact way. Except the Momma, Kourtney. She's basic. They all have that large white shadowy area under their eyes and then plaster it on from there. They look like a plastic doll's face. But the others all look the same and Khloe has morphed into a tall Kim. And it's gross. When will they ever leave my news feed?
OMG this made me laugh. Fabulous!
Luv it! Lol. Happy Mother's Day to one amazing chick! I love ya!
Happy Mudda's Day to everyone. Whether you have kids or not, you can be a Motha in someone's opinion.
I almost forgot. I read somewhere (probably on the internet and you know it has to be true) that you can plumb you lips up (temporarily) by sticking them in the hose of your vacuum cleaner. Who wants to try?
Luv it! Lol. Happy Mother's Day to one amazing chick! I love ya!
LMAO at the lip plump vacuum thing. I want pics of that. I can plump my already fat lips by eating cantelope. Anyway, happy mothers day to all of you.
PS, Yeah, I am getting thin. But, it's not a plan, it's a side effect. I would much rather be fat.
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