Friday, June 26, 2015

Kimye

Check out Kim K's heel. I don't give a shit how much they cost, they can't hold the weight of that gigantic ass. Good thing she can throw them away every hour and buy new ones.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

They aren't human. Real women couldn't wear the damned things. I don't think I can take a step without falling forward onto my face. Of course I'm very small and raising the heel propels me too far forward. Maybe the ass gives her stability in a way. She must have misshapen feet, and they must hurt. If she was human. I think they are all only personas, not people. Except for Rob.

Dirty Disher said...

I think those shoes are badly designed and cheaply made. She got ripped off. I used to live in heels.

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, and I hate Rob. I just hate him, he treats women like shit.

Anonymous said...

He's been treated like shit all his life, or ignored. He is badly in need of help.

mary_mary said...

Poor little piss-soaked heels.

Jane said...

I wish we could flash forward 15 yrs. and see the feet of all these women. It's going to be like the Japanese ladies of long ago with the contorted (or distorted) wrapped feet.

Jane said...

But to be truthful, if I were younger, I probably would wear them---sometimes.

Kim Kardshian said...

My asshole is not that that big you guys!! That's actually my twunt lips. See my twunt is so huge that it wraps itself all the way round my back so it looks like I have a huge deformed asshole, but actually I just have a huge deformed twunt. See??

Anonymous said...

Horrible. Just horrible. How can anyone think that giant ass (I should talk, really) looks good wrapped in anything stretchy with even minimal transparency to it? There are very few things that are less attractive, than a giant, smushed butt crack. It's horrible, and appears dark as night in that crack. I keep thinking of the Grand Canyon, at night, during a total lunar eclipse. Scarey, really.
Don't get me started on the heels. The way the one is listing to the side, makes me think she must have a handler nearby who keeps extras for when (not if, but when) the shoes give up the ghost. It must be horrifying when she has a blow-out on one hoof, and that giant, smushed, pressurized ass lists to the side, blocking the sun, and threatening anyone nearby. Dear Lord, think of the children!!! (heh heh heh)
Christina