Sunday, July 19, 2015

Black Mass Official Trailer #1 (2015) - Johnny Depp, Benedict Cumberbatc...



I can not wait to see this. I love Johnny and I don't give one shit how weird he's gotten or that his last films have flopped (though I admit Mordecai was one of the worst pieces of shit I ever half sat through). He can, no doubt, pull off becoming Whitey and THIS kind of film is his element. I think he will be terrifying and may, may, just make Whitey a bit hot. Which, the man was not, physically. Though through sheer power he may have been in real life. His photos make me gag, but, you never know about hotness until you see that person yourself. I have read and watched everything there is about Whitey Bulger and I've always wanted a real film about him. Fucking mobsters fascinate me.

Plus, speaking of unknown or not understood hotness, Benidict Cumber-weasel is in this and his photos also make me gag. Yet women all over the world swoon for the weasel, so maybe I'll figure this out?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep Whitey lived practically under my nose for years. Probably saw him. Depp I really, really like. Cumberbach, there's just too much of him. Physically. And he doesn't seem to know what to do with all that body.

Dan Zinski said...

He don't look like Willy Wonka no more.

Dirty Disher said...

YOU could have met Whitey??? Ohhh, I would have been such a consort with him. I have no idea about Cumber-weasel. I have never seen anything with him it, that I know of. He gags me and so does his stuck up wife.

DAMMIT..THE REAL WILLY WONKA IS FUCKING GENE FUCKIN' WILDER@@!!!$$##@@!$^%&*&^#!!!

Dirty Disher said...

AND, I love Depp, but, GENE WILDER!! OMG. Depp? Depp who?