Hello, hard drugs, are you there? It's me, Disher.

Hey, back from the semi dead. The internet has been so spotty the last few days, plus the animals pulled a plug yesterday and it took forever to find it. We had such a storm here, that all the storm drains blew, the manhole covers landed 10 and 20 feet away, with water shooting up like an upside down Niagra Falls! It was a sight to behold. AND, hardly anyone had phone service, land line, cable, ect, blam. None of this was any sort of hardship. We needed a rain, the storm drains are now handling it, no one was flooded out (though basements all over town are now indoor pools). I had to drive to the next town for a dental appointment in the wake of it all, so I got to see a lot. Still, like I said, none of it was anything to bitch about.....unless...

You are my Mother. Oh, dear, fucking, load! Her stinking cable phone cut out and she flipped her fucking lid! She needs to stop making fun of Alissa being attached to her phone, when she can't handle one goddamn day without her own. Now this crazy bitch had a sweet deal with the phone company as a senior, but, ditched it to save $8 fucking bucks a month through cable. Dumb as a box of dirt, I tell you. So, cable out means phone out. She can not comprehend this. "Well, Shirley has phone!!" Well, Shirley uses the phone company, you loon. I'll spare you the fight. She fought with me over it because I am always her go to target. The worst was, the animals here unplugged a cable and even though my phone is diff than her phone, I had no phone either. I had to pull all the furniture out and all the boxes of shit to find out where the dead plug was. All the time, this crazy bitch is screaming at me. She does not understand how anything works! OMFG! She barged in for the 5th time and screamed at me, "I know you're lying about the phone because Alissa's phone works! You liar!" I said, mom, Alissa doesn't have real phone, she only uses the wifi on it. Now, do you think that old rip could understand that? No. Hell. No. Well, why is it working?? Because she's on wifi. Why isn't yours working, liar? Because mine is unplugged somewhere. Well, where? I don't know, ask the Raccoon and Cat where they were playing last. Jesus Christ she makes my fucking ass tired. I can not wait to get the fuck out of here.

I finally found the unplugged cable modem and fixed it. I have what seems like a 100 extension cords going here because this house is fucked. But, when I went over and told her my phone now works, she told me to shut up and get out. So, I did. That old lady has busted my door down again. Seriously, she broke the knob, barging in here yesterday, so many times, to scream at me. I try to have patience, I know she's dumb, senile and all that, but, she's so GD abusive. This morning she FINALLY understood that my phone works and used it. She said, she thought I meant I fixed my computer. I asked her, why the fuck would I tell you that? You don't use a computer. Jesus, I can not stand her ass much longer. And who the fuck was she wanting to call so GD bad? My brother, to see if he needed diet Pepsi. I told her I'd had it with her verbal abusiveness and she denied it. She blamed it on her hearing. No, nope, no. She has always been abusive to me when anything goes wrong. She doesn't beat me with canes or cords anymore, but, she IS abusive. She needs to take a fucking walk off a cliff, because I am almost done with her and I have no idea who she thinks is going to ride her dim ass around when I quit.

Sorry, to bore you all, but, GD old senile people are frustrating. Get this, she called a cab to go uptown and buy a cell phone because her cable company won't come out until Monday. Can you even imagine what the sales clerk and manager at Radio Shack are going through right now?? Because, I guarantee you she got the manager involved because she can't understand jack shit. LMAO, serves those bastards right.

I want to live in the house in that picture. I want some fucking peace.