Monday, July 13, 2015

Roger the buff Kangaroo

Is scaring the shit out of me. He gives me the willies and nightmares. Fuck you, Australia.

11 comments:

Jane said...

Is that for real? Or photo-shopped?

Jane said...
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Dirty Disher said...

Real.

Anonymous said...

Damn.

Dan Zinski said...

Roger is a dumb name for a kangaroo.

Anonymous said...

you should try the most gorgeous gorilla, Shabani: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3139679/Meet-Shabani-handsome-gorilla-raised-Australia-fame-Japan-women-flock-zoo-just-him.html

Anonymous said...

He's just an animal, please don't encourage people to think of him as anything else. We have a big problem with Americans illegally exporting them for horrible Fight Clubs ie humans versus poor Kangaroo.

Anonymous said...

@ anon: I don't think Pat's readers are going to be starting a Kangaroo Fight-Club. Not anytime soon. But those bastards can kill you with one kick. They don't play. They are hunted for meat in Aussie Land, try starting there.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you really know so much about Australia! Thank you so much for your insight on kangaroos! I'm actually allowed to ask that animals are respected and not encouraged to be treated with contempt. And whilst you may not start a fight club, someone's relatives might. Or someone might Google kangaroos and find this and think Fuck Kangaroos, yeah! What I'm doing is highlighting the fact that just because they're big doesn't mean you can be mean to them. This applies to many things in life. A horse can kick you harder than a roo, does that mean you should say Fuck Horses!? No. Just be nicer to animals (even if they're not from your country - coz guess what?! They're from mine and I love them!), that's all I'm asking.
Whoever you are, stop policing me and get a soul.

Anonymous said...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6_ndC07C2qw

Dirty Disher said...

I have been involved with animal and hunting orgs all my adult life and never once, not one single time, have I ever even heard of kangaroo fight clubs in America. I think someone is drinking PETA's koolaid. I also know everyone on here respects animals AND yes, some commenters actually are from OZ, so, they do know what's up there. Roos (as y'all say) scare me, so do Iowa hogs. Other than that, I can't think of any I'm afraid of. Maybe lions, a little. Not gorillas, I love them.