I forgot to post this one, my bad.
HERE. A Turkish baby was found drifting half a mile off the coast in da big blue sea. Dumb babay was in a floating crib. They do not call them floating cribs for nothing. They float! Doh, Babay was safe. 10 months is old enough to drive there, right? Poor parents can't even sun themselves and take a nap, this dumb babay causes all kinds of problems. Problem could be solved by next time, tie a rope around babays dumb neck and then tie it to like, a spare tire or your ankle. That babay needs a good whooping. It would get one here in Murica, where we know what's up, right?
Poor, tired parents get dumb babay back and Coast Guard give mom a glass of water for her! Doh, dumb babays only like beer. Ever one knows that.
7 comments:
ahh it worked. For some reason when I try to comment something happens and it doesn't go anywhere.
I stop by a lot. Just wanted u to know I enjoy the heck out of your blog. Love the raccoon baby and your stories of your mom's antics. oh yes - those chickens are great!
Thought it was time I comment.
Sandy! Welcome! I am so glad you got it to work. Blogger just fucks it once in awhile, changing things. I am so glad to hear from you.
I could sleep on the beach. Easily. I can not for the life of me sleep in bed at night. Kid better learn to paddle, quick.
Babies are great for target practice, they don't move fast.
Snort. I could never sleep on the beach with a baby. Jesus. Am I the only paranoid, disaster anticipating fucktard?
Gonna give it one more try. Hope it works.---Testing
Glad I commented too and found out why i can't comment in the normal way ...if i hit the comment button nothing happens - ...but if I right click and open in new window it comes up. Anyway - love your humor - i often laugh outloud while reading you. You should be a stand up commedian. I'll definitely comment more in the future. again thanks for entertaining me off and on for several years.
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