As the Duggar sip and slurp from a cup of real sin (as defined by me and yeah, I get to because of the shit they shoved in our faces for years), they are finally starting to realize it's over for them. I don't believe for one minute that they have recognized their part in their son's moral or media demise. But, source close to them (I love sources) say that they're 'hunkered down' over there at Camp Duggar. It is a mess of unthinkable proportions and they are all together, praying it out. Pray out the debil, yee sinners!
These two halfwit cunts will never take the blame for what they did to Josh and all their kids. Abstinence wasn't enough for these dirty minded bitches. Nope. Abstinence, itself is an antiquated sex education and one I hate personally, but, I understand it. No one on Earth should understand the rest of what the Duggars told their children about sex and desire. There is none until you are legally wed. No, not just no sex until marriage, but, even the fleeting thought of sex should never cross a young mind. All measures bizarre will be taken so that no Duggar child should ever think about sexual things. Internet with parent mods only, no TV, no texting friends without texting mom and dad too, no clothing with would expose a knee or a clavicle. Girls may not wear pants and no child wears shorts. No dating without parental permission and a chaperone, dating is only permitted when dad chooses the date and investigates them, no kissing, NO KISSING UNTIL MARRIAGE!, Not even a cheek kiss, no hugging except that now famous side hug in the presence of parents or chaperone and then only when the relationship is serious. Holding hands is only acceptable after you're engaged. Dating is not dating, that implies you might date more than one person before you marry. Dating in Duggarland is 'courting' for the purpose of MARRIAGE. No looking at people of the opposite gender. Even when passing them in pubic, keep your eyes to yourself. God is offended by your eyes looking at another person. No bathing suits, no dancing, NO DANCING, even for toddlers. Even toddlers are told and taught to be modest. Babies too. Babies can temp adult men. (Yeah, sick people.) If a boy looks at a girl, the girl must ask herself, what has she done to cause this and adjust her dress or attitude. The sins of boys are the fault of girls also. Women are temptresses. Men are superior.
Once you get married, a woman must submit to her husband. Michelle: "Remember, anyone can make your husband lunch, but, you are the only one who can satisfy his desires." And you must never turn him away. But, I digress. Back to sexual things for the unmarried. No touching yourself. Ever. Touching yourself offends god and is punishable if you get caught. Boys have their hands tied in front and are assigned extra chores. Humiliated in public with the hand ties. Everyone in the house knows what those are for. No touching! (I love that this punishment has become an internet trend, they call if Duggering, JimBobering, etc.)
When I think of the bizarre things they teach and enforce, I almost puke. How can any sane adult think any of this is even remotely normal? You can't even look at your own naked body if you're a Duggar!! Let alone touch it. Jesus. Maybe Josh would have been a perv even if he had a normal family, but, he never had a chance in this one. The really weird part is, Jim Boob and Michelle preach and teach this shit to their kids, but, make reference to their own very active (according to them) sex life constantly. They constantly make bad sexual jokes and innuendos in front of their kids and then always add, 'but, we're married!' (In that slow baby voice Michelle uses. God I hate her voice.) They kiss and feel up each other and rub flab against each other. They talk about private sexy time. This is what those kids hear and see, yet, they get publically humiliated if they touch their own wiener in the bathroom. I am like, what the fuck? These Duggar bitches fucked up their kids and were allowed to by law. If they want back on tv I'd like to hear them admit their religion was WRONG and fucked up. I would love that. No, they just pray. They can't figure out why their son is what he is. The source said, they don't know what's true anymore. What's happened has baffled them. Yeah. Fuck the Duggars.
Look at us, Kids, we're married! Watch how we do it!
Jim Boob and Michelle both admit they didn't save the first kiss until they were married. They imply they didn't save anything, which I believe. But, they don't want their children to make the same mistakes. No. They want to control their children beyond anything reasonable and shoot those arrows into the world of politics, which is the real goal. Josh fucked up for sure. His sins, within the Quiverfull community would have been easily forgivable, but, it went public. The deeper implications are frightening. There are so many of these people out there, just like them. We just don't know who all of them are.
Dad and mom and then Jessa and Ben? Ben, right? Whatever, this is pretty gross to me. Why would you do that pose just like your perv parents? That's so greasy. It makes me feel nauseous.
Isn't she so cute? And sly, holding her marriage certificate and hugging Jim Boob. Umm hmm. I WANT TO GO BACK IN TIME AND RIP OFF HER FUCKING HEAD. Sorry, I lost it there for a second. She is, to me, every religious fanatic in my family and you only have to read my crap yak stories to know how bad they fucked with me. Michelle and the Boob are even worse to their kids. Horrible parents.
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They are such an f'ed up mess. Jim Boob will come down harder on all his sons now. And I can totally see Jim and Michelle placing blame on Anna for somehow not "performing" wifely duties enough. Although, Im sure the women are only told about the missionary position for conception chances.
Iam 100% sure that Doughy Josh himself does not believe the sexual crap forced down him and that he did nothing wrong. In this instance, legally - he did not do anything wrong - and that was how he justified it. Did these women know who he was? Does someone somewhere have pics or tales to sell to the tabloids?
My heads going to explode.
http://lightlybuzzed.com/2015/08/20/josh-duggar-hypocrite-pornography-ashley-madison/
Connie, I believe they'll blame the evils of porn. Anna is no doubt being councilled on understanding josh and the stress he's been under, bla bla.
Melvin, thanks.
OMFG @ THAT LINK.
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laurajean
I am dying over that last picture of Michelle on her wedding day. Is that crazy slag WINKING?? Even back then, she was full of the sexual innuendo, wasn't she? I can't decide whether to laugh or puke...lol
Yep, its all Anna's fault.
A source told People today, meanwhile, that "Anna will not leave him. As with her in-laws, she is turning more to her faith than ever. She and Josh are probably praying around the clock right now, I would assume." Moreover, the source said, "Maybe not publicly, ever, but privately, there will be some suggestion of whether or not she should have been more aware of the pressures Josh was under, of the issues he was facing, and how she could have better counseled him or helped him."
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/is-there-any-chance-of-anna-duggar-divorcing-josh-duggar-now-that-hes-admitted-to-cheating/ar-BBlY3j5
laurajean
They make me sick. All of them. I'm so sick of these people. They just need to go away. And someone needs to rescue all of their girls.
Jesus isn't like these people portray. Jesus would be more like Brad Pitt helping to build houses, not giving away bible tracts or whatever they do. Their prayers should be internal. This fundy shit is way dangerous. They sure do everything wrong. When Josh molested his sisters was about the time Jim Bob was running for senate. So he took Josh with him all the time to campaign or work the phones or whatever to get him away from the house. But to Josh, I'm sure that seemed like a good thing, a reward. After Boob lost was when then sent him to some non-counseling place. And I hear when Jim Bob was to speak at women't groups in his campaign, he'd bring his kids and have them sing instead. The women's groups were pissed. They came to hear his positions and they got his pissy kids. Jim was too good to talk to mere women. Hey, it effects the kids. Well anyway, they aren't going to change, so it's on them. That ol' debil can take 'em.
I agree with Erin. Better yet, I think Jim Boob and Mrs. Idiot should be locked away on a very, very small island with all the Kardashians. I can't think of a better way to get rid of all those asses.
When all is said and done, Josh has turned out to be the hero. Firstly for being human against all odds and secondly for bringing down his family and their cult.
In defense of the horrible winking pose, I think that a lot of wedding photographers had brides do that pose at that time. I have similar awful things in my wedding pictures. There is one of me winking (I think) and making an OK sign when George is signing our wedding certificate. There is also a picture of George fake trying to get away, and several of the groomsmen are supposedly holding him back by the tails on his morning coat. Fake, silly and overly cheesy. I certainly didn't want that pose. . . at the time I just thought "you gotta be kidding me", but the photographer was bent on getting through her usual collection of poses. So we did it. It wasn't a good day for her, as she had to go to a funeral for a four year old neighbor who ran out and got hit by a truck. I just went with it, as nauseating as it was. Who knows, though. Maybe Michelle D. really liked that sort of thing.
Other than that, all I can say, is that if instead of having Jim Bob present his political views, he had his children sing, I would think he didn't have any views. I would dismiss him as a serious candidate.
Christina
That winking pose is so foul the flowers wilted!
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