I haven't said anything about the wedding, because, I've been busy. I didn't even know about it until you guys told me in comments. Thanks! It didn't surprise me though. Here's what did. I always thought he was goofy looking. To each their own, it's not like I'm an Aniston worshipper. Oh, I like her, she's funny, owns a brain, she's not a bad actress and not all her movies suck. I'm not a rom-com type, so, most of them do. Her best work for me was Friends. I thought she played Rachel brilliantly. And my first thought when you told me she married Justin Theroux was, well, that might finally stop the 'Jen's heartbreak over Brad and Angelina' endless fucking crap. But, today, I had a spare minute, so I looked him up on You Tube, because I have been deceived by still pictures before. Case in point, J-Lo's ex, Marc Anthony. Everybody made fun of his looks, but, on film, he's hot as a pistol. So, I looked up Justin interviews, which sent me to clips from the show he's in, 'Leftovers', which looks pretty good, by the way. Well, damn. He IS cute. Decent actor too. Seems like a nice guy in interviews. So, congrats to Jen and Justin. (Like she cares what I think, right?) But, it satisfied some questions always lodged in the back of my mind. He isn't her house monkey, her purse carrier, her vibrator, her cover for anything..I think she just finally found love again.
I wish them happiness. Although, if I see her in one more of those goddamn, invasive, motherfucking Aveeno ads, then I hope his first big post marriage movie is with Angelina Jolie on Cocaine.
And will someone, anyone, finally buy the dude a fucking suit that fits??
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Maybe he just photographs badly like a lot of people, but.... he's too shiny. LIke fish tackle.
That alone makes him look weird. Anyway I figured it might be a lame relationship but I know that how things come across to the public and how they are in real life are usually two different things. I'm relieved they finally got married so we can all finally relax that she's got a man again. I don't dislike her but I think she'd bore the piss out of me. I'm just not the type of person who can hang out all the time.
Well they've been together so long they should have just gotten a JP and done it on the down low. Like still being engaged after 3 kids and 12 years. Is it just too much trouble, or what? I don't know, just don't make a big deal of it and don't invite me to the wedding. I've probably already ponied up for baby presents, so get lost.
Are you going to register for the new house supplies? I've thought about registering for my housewarming in my rebuilt place. Not serious. I don't want anything else. There are few things that I wanted to get back, and don't want to deal with somebody else's idea of a present. Give me nothing. Well, that's the reason for registries, isn't it. So you aren't getting shit you can't use. I wish they had written off everything so I wouldn't have any problem of going thru boxes. Although the few I went through had silverware and real glasses, and that was nice. A year without silverware or a decent knife sucked. Think I'll still eat off paper plates now. The are study, microwavable, and pretty.
7:39:00 PM, I dunno about her being boring, she's pretty damn quick and funny off the cuff. Like when she's talking to Chelsea Handler (I hate Handler, btw), she surprised me the first time I saw that. She seems cool. I do get you on the 'shiny' thing and 'fishing tackle' cracked me up. Such a great way to explain how he comes across in red carpet photos. Ick, ick. But, look up Leftovers. Totally diff, more natural dude, hot, sexy smile, nice voice. I get it now. Good for her, FINALLY getting a man. lol. Now the media can shut the fuck up about 'poor Jen'.
Border, you've been to too many weddings. I know, that shit gets old. I do love me a good weddin' though, dammit. I always cry like a baby during vows. Which is weird as hell because I never was a girl that dreamed of myself in one. Not once. I can't believe I ever did it even once. I just wasn't Bride material.
No, I don't need or want anything I can't get on my own. I have shit and more shit. I DO want to have a small, very small house party when I get settled in. Just to show it to people. It's going to be quirky, DIY, found object weirdness, but, I think it may surprise people. Damn, chick, you can get any silverware or glassware you want at used stores. Maybe you don't have time to haunt them though, I get that. I know every place and every junk pile, trash dumping spot around here, plus, I have a van now! Woo! I am not above being a bag lady, trash picker or dumpster diver. I get some kind of thrill from it. Better than any registry for me any day.
I love it that they got married, did it the way they wanted, and kept it secret. That is awesome!
He is a cutie, and, I think, a real guy. He isn't some jerk. I would bet they have a lot of fun!
I wish we had just eloped. The whole registry thing is for the birds. I am sitting here with 8 place settings of pretty China that have been used once or twice, one water glass and two wine glasses in our chosen pattern, and numerous other registry items that are mostly useless to me.
I totally get what you are saying about paper plates, Border.
Christina
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