Stupid, brain dead, thristy for fame, whore of the year

Her name is Christine Ouzounian, she is Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Affelck's FORMER nanny. Yep, Jen fired her, stating to the agency that recommended her that she wished Ms. Ouz would have paid as much attention to the three children she was hired to help with as she did Jennifer's husband. LMAO! Now, this dumb ho has staged photo ops with the paps in bikinis (no favor to her, she looks better with clothes on) and once, bringing champagne to Ben's door in the middle of the night. She also has been papped going into his residence by herself, which means she has the lock code. This was after she had been fired by the wife. He took her to the Bahama's, if I'm not mistaken. That's where Jen caught them red handed. He also, I believe, took her to Vegas on one of his gambling sprees. No children were present to be minded. Also, interesting is that his friend, Tom Brady, that halfwit football husband of Gisellle's was with them. Yep. You can bet Mrs. Giselle is getting his deflated balls handed to him about now.

Anyway, the only thing interesting about this whole thing, besides how the divorce is being handled so carefully and we are spoon fed exactly what they want us to hear, is the speculation that Jennifer Garner actually hired this whore, KNOWING exactly what type her husband likes (he loves thick thighs, think about it) and knowing what a thirsty attention whore this broad was. She set him up. She worshipped him for years and turned a blind eye to everything he did. They have tried marriage counseling, more babies, second, third and fifth honeymoons, and nothing worked. Jen, sick to death of his filandering and gambling away millions of their money, finally realized he was an inch away from humiliating her in public with one of his many side pieces. SO, she sat him up with one, easy access, just attractive enough, but, not too attractive (so that now everyone is comparing the two woman and she comes out way on top) and one who could never keep her mouth shut. And she didn't. And he sure did. Screw the nanny, I mean. LOL. I am laughing so hard, thinking that Jen could actually be this devious. Is that possible? I think yes, and I'll tell you why. Because of the way this divorce has been handled from day one, which started about a year ago. Jen has continuously set up her own pap shots proving over and over what a devoted wife and mother she is. And how much she adores her fucking man...oh, and the goddamn organic farmers market. Now, the end has been achieved, she can get rid of this lame duck and not share her children's custody. (Though I'm sure she'll let him have supervised a couple of days a year. Not kidding.) No judge in the world is going to screw her out of one dime after his very public and documented history. AND the topping on the Hollywood cake? She looks like a Saint. The ever faithful wronged wife. She is the poor suffering Jen, the victim in all this horror brought on by a whore nanny and a deceitful, uncaring, cold husband who can't keep his dick in his pants. I do believe this might be a true story. I prefer to believe it, because if it is true, it almost makes me like her.

As for whore nanny, good luck suing Jen for 'wrongful termination' when you've had yourself papped and confessing (bragging) to the affair. I think 'the nanny fucked my lazy ass, unshaven husband' is grounds for termination. Also, Ben has dumped her. Go fold some clothes, bitch.

See? It's started already. Jen has set herself up as the poor wronged victim, whether she sat him up with the nanny or not. I tend to think she did. Why would you hire that particular woman? She knew that nanny was whore material. I can take one look at her to know that. Garner is not likeable, but, she's not a complete idiot. No one would leave a hubby with a wondering eye alone with that twat, unless they knew what they were doing. Set up? You bet. Still, she IS the wronged party here. No one can deny that. How IS she coping with her heartbreak and betrayal? I'd say she's coping pretty damn well. So are the photo shoppers.

OMG! Here's one I couldn't have predicted, but, should have! Maybe whore nanny is smarter than she looks. Child support from Ben Affleck would be 18 years of damn good living. And he does make good looking kids for a piece of shit. And even after the kid grew up, you'd, for sure, own a mansion worth a mint. Nice move, whore nanny!