Jessica Hayes, 38, a consecrated virgin, married Jesus in a ceremony at Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Fort Wayne, Indiana in front of hundreds of people.
HERE. I thought marrying god was a nun's job? I guess anyone can marry god. Or his son. Could she now sue Jesus for perpetrating bigamy? Will she have a son of a son of god? Do we call her 'Mrs. Christ' now? WTF is a 'consecrated' virgin? Did god pay for his son's wedding? Did people buy them wedding gifts? Wouldn't it be hard to shop for god? Couldn't god's son afford a better ring? I mean, he is god, right? Did her bush burn on her wedding night? If it doesn't work out, does she have to legally divorce Jesus? Can someone align her eyes in photo shop? She's scaring me.
6 comments:
Charlie Manson turned her down.
I thought that was a nun's thing too.
Went on in times of Roman emperors, Greeks, Nords, S. Am. etc
Well then, I can marry Jimi Hendricks, right?
LOL @ Manson.
Jane, I was clueless. I was like, wait, aint that a fucking nun? Made my head hurt.
The consecrated virgins are similar to nuns in that they live chaste lives. But they do not live in convents and they are not obliged to take on any particular work for the Catholic Church. However, most volunteer for their local diocese or Church associations.
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