You can get hair in your vagina??????

I've heard of everything. Don't fuck with me. I'm old. The woman with two uterous's and two cooters? Of course, she's not alone. She DOES get two separate periods, which is why I feel bad for her. There's a double dicked dude too. He's a hit porn movie waiting to happen. I read weird shit all the time. I spent half the last year on sub-reddit sites. I actually like cyst popping vids. I am not ashamed to admit it.  But, THIS is a new one. A woman got a hair ball in her fucking vag, caught on the strings from her IUD. It was cat hair from her bed. What the fucking fuck??? And not only did the story turn out to be true, but, it's not even uncommon for people to have varieties of hair stuck in their IUDs. Are you fucking kidding me? I am just like, wtf. I can't even with this shit. And people start commenting with their own stories of lost articles in vaginas and hairs and I don't know what all. Come on! I once tried to insert a tampon without removing the last tampon and I am convinced it isn't possible to lose stuff in a vagina.

Maybe Coco (Mrs' Ice-T) and her weird, stupid 'petite vag' comment isn't that weird or stupid. I thought all vaginas were pretty much, within reason, the same. I once had this fucking goofy stripper friend who claimed she could make dents in bananas with her vag muscles. Because she was SO tight. My other friend (Shirl) looked at her and said, 'Yeah, and you remove your tampon by tying the string to the bumper of a car and letting it roll down hill.' Which caused me to pee. We just thought it was so dumb. People do not have cavernous, Grand Canyon vaginas. Or do they? OMFG. BTW, we both thought pretty much everybody could do the banana trick. I just don't put food in my vag or I might have tried it.

BTW.. Kim K..fuck you. I'll delete anything you say. You cavernous twat. How dare you insult Frim. You're clearly so jealous of her it's sickening.