Anyhow, those last couple of posts got away from me, ehh? I was just so damn pitiful bad off I couldn't deal with any of it and once a post hits high numbers, Blogger makes it nearly impossible to delete the bullshit and sort through it. I couldn't face it. I do appreciate the genuine concern from my friends here and fuck the rest. Casey J has the pass to this site, so when I do actually kick it, you will get a real post and not some unverifiable comment. I can promise you that.
I have to catch up on news and shit, I have been three weeks here, in too much pain to concentrate for more than 5 minutes. It's been just exhausting. How is everyone doing? What have I missed and what's going on in your lives? I did miss you guys a lot.
PS Why are there only 4 handicapped parking spaces at THE HOSPITAL? I mean, really?
ReplyDeleteHope you get to feeling better soon. All that other shit is just that; shit. Lots of people pulling for you Pat.
Jarhead
I'm glad you're back and getting some relief.
ReplyDeleteYay Pat! Rest & get better real soon! Miss you xo
ReplyDeleteDiane
Well, I'm so glad you're better. We sure were worried there for a little while. Thought I'd have to put my cowboy boots on and do some shit kicking! Take care of yourself!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Pat
ReplyDeleteGlad to read that your feeling a lil better.
Hope your new Rxs kick in quickly.
I couldn't get through half of that last video on the keifer post.
It reminds me of how silly he was in high school. Ita big bucket of nope.
Take care Pat.
Kiki :)
Good to hear from you Pat!
ReplyDeleteTake care.
It's so good to hear you're feeling a bit better! It's the same old same old here. My Twinkie had a mastectomy but everything came back benign. I'm so grateful to have my girl be okay.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the MRI. Sending you good vibes.
There's a carrot stuck up my cunt.
ReplyDeleteGreat to hear from you again Pat! Sorry about the mess here with the trolls. I hope you manage to blot them out of your mind and focus on the rest of us, who love you, instead. Those trolls try to suck the life, love and vitality out of everything. The can't be seen as anything more than objects of great pity. Love you Pat, strength and take care.
ReplyDeleteDear Miss Tia:
ReplyDeleteSticking a carrot up your cunt is NOT going to make that hungry homeless man (or is it a woman - you seem to be a bit obsessed with Pat, so perhaps that's your thing)living in your alley interested in eating you. You're WAY too fucked up (and you undoubtedly smell like tuna fish that's been sitting in the sun for three days).
constant pain is hell Pat, sucks the joy out of nearly everything. I'm glad u have a med combo that helps u thru it. and seriously what's up only 4 handicapped parking slots near a hospital when the first ten on all aisle's surrounding a mall entrance r marked as such. lunacy I tell u!
ReplyDeletei hope ur docs get to the bottom of what's causing this pain. neuropathy is tough to chase down, add the pain and it's like u'r being eaten alive. terrible times, I know.
hey Lia :)
anyway, take good care.
Race
I'm so glad to hear from you, but I'm so sorry that you've been in such pain. That sucks. Maybe once the new meds fully kick in, you will have better relief, and your leg might be in better shape. I hope so.
ReplyDeleteI honestly don't know how many handicapped parking spots we have at the hospital here. For a long time it didn't really matter too much as we had free valet parking, but they laid all those guys off a couple years ago. Now that I think about it, there are a few up front, but also some down along the side.
Anyway, I am glad you are feeling better again. Continuous pain is a bitch.
Christina
Christina so good to see your comment. I feared we'd have no contact anymore and I really enjoy your posts. Wish I knew how to keep contact even if the blog goes away. I get confused what the heck is going on here.
ReplyDeleteI do hope Pat is better. Much better. It would be a few days probably before the formal report from an MRI. The thing is there seem to be very few accurate diagnoses so treatments are a shot in the dark. An then the DEA puts restrictions on drugs. My pain patches that actually helped are no longer covered by insurance and they charge me over $300 so that sucks. There is only lidocaine in them. That's not an exotic drug. And they don't leave marks on your skin, so that is a good thing. Put that kind of money, come on.
Glad you are doing a bit better, Pat! Diabetes can be a fucking bitch. Sorry it took so long, and a supposed crisis, for me to make my presence known. But I am a shy introvert and more accustomed to lurking. Still sending positive, healing vibes your way, and still swearing like a motherfucker at the evil in this world.
ReplyDeleteKeep kicking ass in your own special way, Pat! That's what we love about you!
Sophie
So I guess we're not gonna address the fact that you let your readers think you were dead and then flippantly made them feel dumb for caring. Cool. Just making sure.
ReplyDeletehttp://lightlybuzzed.com/2016/04/01/april-fools-day-was-ruined-by-trolls/
ReplyDeleteI was worried I would lose track of you, too, Border! I worry about exchanging emails here because of the troll issue.
ReplyDeleteChristina
Confirming the identity of people you interact with on the internet is a major problem.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @5:22. Hahaha...that describes Pat's shenanigan's to a tee!
ReplyDeleteThey look like cats to me.
ReplyDeleteDan, you obviously have never had indoor cats. My cats can go outside but prefer to come back in to use the litter box. Yes, they are turd buckets. But I love my little babies.
ReplyDeleteHow is everyone doing, you say? What have you missed and what's going on in our lives, you ask?
ReplyDeleteHere, our faith in mankind is bruised beyond repair, our trust irreparably shattered. Our mental health teeters on its last brink. We'll never be the same after that last prank of yours. But hey, thanks for asking!
Also my anus is leaking all over my incontinence pads and my panties smell like shit and caked-on period effluent.
ReplyDelete"Here, our faith in mankind is bruised beyond repair, our trust irreparably shattered. Our mental health teeters on its last brink. We'll never be the same after that last prank of yours. But hey, thanks for asking!"
ReplyDeleteYou really allow a blogger to get to you like that? You really are a pathetic loser aren't you?
@ ^
ReplyDeleteBut for your head in your ass you'd see my tongue in my cheek. ;)
People like you always need to have the final word too. So predictable!
ReplyDeleteAnyone else think Pat trolls her own blogs?
ReplyDeleteAnyone else think Pat's trolls troll themselves?
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of sounding paranoid and overly sensitive, I suspect that there are many trolls on this blog, both known and unknown. Please remember that Discus sends email notifications when comments are made, even when they are subsequently deleted. I've seen regulars post what they thought were anonymous comments under their own names and then delete.
ReplyDeleteThis place has become a breeding ground for nonsense and I'm sorry to see it, but by my own understanding, a blog is read for entertainment, perhaps a little education, and maybe some mind-opening opinions. Those days are long gone. I'm using my own name, because it's the right thing to do. If there are still some actual real-live people on this blog, I wish you all well. I met some really great people through this blog and I'll be forever grateful for that.
You do need to be careful when trolling trolls. Like don't accidentally forget to sign out of your Google account before posting. Cause someone somewhere might take your tomfoolery as the tip of some sinister trolling conspiracy iceberg.
ReplyDeleteI lit my cunt on fire.
ReplyDelete"caked-on period effluent"
ReplyDeleteWelp, I think we've done it - I think we've finally found the very bottom of the internet. Do we get some kind of prize or something?
Nope, no prize. Points deducted for incorrect and awkward use of effluent in place of effluvium.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Pat posts anonymously to egg things on. Catfishing. We wouldn't keep coming back if didn't find amusement in it!
ReplyDelete"I lit my cunt on fire."
ReplyDelete^^
Um, I think you'll find this to be the very bottom of the internet.
Sorry. That was me. Tricky little blogger dickens. . .
ReplyDeleteChristina
Interesting. First it printed my comment before I could sign it or swear that I am not a robot, then it lets me do those things in a separate post and eliminates the post I am trying to sign. Blogger, you suck.
ReplyDeleteLove, Christina
Also, I'm the one with the leaky anus and caked-on period effluvium issues.
ReplyDeleteI have yet to light my cunt on fire.
Christina.
"I lit my cunt on fire."
ReplyDelete^^
Um, I think you'll find this to be the very bottom of the internet.
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The cunt is always near the bottom. It's perhaps only at the very bottom during the wry season when bush fires are a hazard.
My cunt fell off last Tuesday. It got leprosy. :(
ReplyDeleteUm, I'm not feeling too good you guys... What's that condition called for when you can't stop fingering yourself to film stills of holocaust atrocities?
ReplyDelete"What's that condition called for when you can't stop fingering yourself to film stills of holocaust atrocities?"
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wow. Just ... just wow... O.o
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ReplyDeleteconcentration damp? enter under that ominous sign---Jerk Will Make You Free