Monday, April 11, 2016

Snowboarder Girl Chased By Bear





This dumbo chick is all over the net today. Wearing earbuds and singing to Rihanna's stupid tunes, you too could become dinner for local wildlife. In fact, it's what you deserve. I'm making Lissa watch this and substitute a tinted window van for the bear. You little teeny bopper idiots need to be aware of your fucking surroundings.

3 comments:

Jane said...

Music with your meal! Maybe there will be a floor show. I'm picturing the girl doing a fast step----out of there!

Anonymous said...

That is a huge bear!.

My personal animal close calls; chased by dogs three times, one cat attacked me and bit me in the hand and calf, I also had a shark bump me in Key West when I was in Dive School with the military, almost stepped on a rattlesnake in Fort Carson (Colorado Springs); it was cold and raining, otherwise it would have bit me for sure, but it didn't even rattle, I just picked up and moved and alerted the rest of the guys in my team. Had a close call with a badger in West Texas near Ft Bliss. Probably the scariest one was the badger.

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

Like this will help Allysa. Last I saw she was in her underwear!