There is the junk I have left to get rid of in my backyard. It's looking down from my deck. There's an old chain draped over the banister there. I don't know why. Someone saved it out of the crap. I abandoned the raking, because I'm on one leg and I simply can't do it. So, I'm looking for a handyman. But, get this, I got yet another snotty citation from the city giving me 30 days to get it cleaned up or they will do it and charge me an outrageous sum and give me jail time. I just don't think there is anything out there that could be that bothersome, so I figured everyone got a citation. This is the annual city clean up month and that means a free dumping site just outside of town. A few blocks from me. If everyone else got clean up citations, then alright, right? So I called the old lady and she said, no, she didn't get one. She has all sorts of junk over there. I got curious. I asked the neighbor katty corner from me and she said she wasn't ticketed either. She has a literal junk yard. For real. WTF? (Please click those pics so you can see better.)
The last straw was when I asked my next door neighbor's retarded best friend (the cousin fucker) and he told me they hadn't been ticketed either. I took some pics of that asshole's yard. Here they are...
Nice huu? He collects these old cars. I suppose for parts because they're all alike and just like the ugly one that he drives. This is as many as I could photo without him seeing me, but, he has 4 of them back there, some sitting on blocks. Nice weeds everywhere back there, Some of his junk is spilling onto my property, like that metal rack thing. There's more..
This where he keeps extra car seats, gas cans and more weeds. Oh, and he refuses to pay for garbage pick up. so he tosses his household garbage here too until he feels like hauling it to the dump. Sometimes he waits too long and the animals string it all over. It stinks and he's gross. But, this is okay with the city and my non garbage junk isn't?? It makes me think HE turned me in. I found out, for sure, he's the one who turned me in for Chickens and my Coon. My friend from the DNR finally told me. She could lose her job for telling me, but, she thinks he's dangerous and warned me. I would never reveal her name and she knows that too. But, she seriously thinks he might try to hurt me or she wouldn't have given me information. I live right next to a psycho who spys on me constantly.
The wind has finally died down a little and Bun Bun can go to her outside cage (Tooney's old one) and have some fresh air. She loves it outside, I give her fresh grass and clover and she loves to sniff it and chow on it. She loves watching the squirrels and cats, I told Lissa if she didn't take care of the bunny, I would give her away. So, I did. I gave her to me. I love the bunny and I play with her a lot. When she can't go out, I let her loose in the house and watch her hop around and play with the cats. It's pretty cute now that the cats have accepted her as part of our family and not food. Bun Bun (that name stuck) is pretty smart. She's learned to thump her front paws real loud if she wants anything. She chews everything, books, table legs, etc, but, I don't have any furniture I care about. I'd rather have a happy bunny than my garage sale chair, payless shoes or whatever she wants to chew up. She's a clever thing. I don't have a clue how to house break her though. I just use a lot of paper towels now, Any advice would be appreciated. But, for now, a little pile of round bunny poo under the table doesn't bother me much. Bun is a vegetarian so it's not gross. I need to go give her her rations now. She gets a nice bowl of fresh veg and fruit every day. Her favorite foods are apples and grapes...and yard grass.
The point of this post is..I feel like the city is fucking with me. And I feel like it's that idiot next door who stirs things up. I have never had a ticket in my life,.but, since I've moved next door to that lame psycho, I have them constantly. It's a bitch trying to keep up with all the tickets I've gotten.. It's ridiculous and when I call city hall, they agree and mark them off. It's just a constant pain in my ass.I feel like that fucker is stalking me. All this crap just because I don't want to sleep with my fucking cousin?? WTF? I'm wondering what I can do to make him leave me alone? I am going out today to make sure he can't see through our bedroom window curtains. Those windows face his house.
So, what's up with you guys?
OH! I almost forgot to tell you, my cousin (the one who isn't a psycho) brought me my arbor and cement yard stuff! Now I need a handyman to set the support poles in for the arbor and I'll plant some nice vines on it. I really am excited to start a new garden, but, I'm frustrated that I move so slow now. I just need some patience. I'm still learning to balance with the one leg gone. I have accepted that it's not coming back, but, I can't seem to accept being slowed down so much. Anyway..I have my arbor!
35 comments:
Nice to hear you're back to some semblance of normality. Sorry to hear about your garden woes; officialdom can gag itself to tears on a leper's gangrene-riddled cock as far as I'm concerned.
Did they take the leg?!?!?
Pat you should call the city directly and have someone come out to your property and show you EXACTLY what the problem is. And while s/he is there be sure to point out your neighbors' messes, just so it's clear it isn't yours.
And in my experience the city does fuck with people. There's a lot of pissed off losers sitting in those tax funded desk jobs, and they get weirder as the years roll on.
Just make sure you document it all.
take care,
~sally
give bun bun a low wall cat litter box with cat litter in it. have her contained in her cage, place the litter box in her favorite poo corner. she'll figure it out, or u will, animals r great teachers. if she is free roaming then where ever she's comfortable with box placement. she won't share with the cats and the cats ought not use her box. use regular litter not scoopable. bunnies r very litter box trainable. I've lived with bunnies. they r the best. smart and too adorable. anyway, she will most def pee in her box, rabbit pee is vile and leave her pellets. but some pellets escape as rabbits wander about. she will drink from a water container that hangs from the cage wall with the spout thingy, be sure she has nibblets and her belly has food at all times, no food and a gut bacteria takes over and she will get botulism and die if not treated promptly by a knowledgable vet. she looks like a Broken Castor, maybe even a Rex. if her hair is short and very much like velvet, she's a Rex, hard to tell if she is a miniature. bunnies r magical and hilarious. have fun and enjoy.
weird town u deal with. that's pretty fucked up. like u need the stress. jeez.
take care
Race
Don't know much about bunnies. But I would complain about the neighbours junk to the city and also complain that the neighbour is dumping rubbish on your property. Good luck with that.
Where I live city oridinaces like cutting your grass or shovelling your walk are neighbour generated. We have had this issue at my husbands business. I agree with the suggestion to call a city worker out to ask them where your properties issues are. Should clear this up.
Anyway you can entice/bribe the kid into helping out with your gardens?
Pickles
Speaking of messy bunnies crapping all over the floor; Lindsay Lohan is engaged. She got herself a Russian fiancee. She looked like crap in the picture I saw, but then again years of "alleged" meth/coke/alcohol abuse and endless nights of paparazzi stalking take their toll after a while.
I was in Russia and Lithuania in the 90's and was always struck by the beauty of the young women and how quickly they went to shit once they hit middle age. It had to be the diet of misery and the rampant alcoholism that was epidemic throughout.
Jarhead
LOL @ a leper's gangrene-riddled cock !
No, they didn't take my leg. It's dead but still has circulation. If the circulation stops then I'll get gangrene and they will amputate, but, for now it looks ok. it's just very hard to walk on, even with canes or that clumsy walker. And there's a ton of pain from it.
Sally, I'm scared to make waves and make it worse. The last ticket was for blocking snow removal. I called them and told them that until they do THIER job, I had no access to my own property and we had no snow! They finally knocked out my curb so I can park in my own yard, but, not before I got two more tickets for blocking an invisible snow. They tore the tickets up, but, it was such a pain in my ass.
Thanks, Race! I think all my animals should have munchies at all times. I WILL try putting a litter box in her big cage. I have noticed she has a fav poo corner and the rest of the cage stays clean. Rabbit pee is pretty nasty, so litter training her makes sense. My cats have pretty much abandoned their litter box, they all ask to out when they need to. They will only go inside if the weather is bad. Bun gets taken in at night to her small cage in the laundry room. She has a soft kitty bed in there for sleeping. Oh, and she has lots of toys. I change them every day. I had no idea that rabbits love toys so much! Hanging toys, stuffed toys, balls, etc. I'll let you know how house training goes. Thanks.
Lia thanks, but, the whole city has him pegged as dangerous and crazy. City is a stupid word for here, it's just a tiny little town. You can walk from one end to the other in 20 minutes. A traffic jam is a 16 row planter. So, everyone knows how nuts he is and it's better to avoid an altercation with the idiot.
Pickles, the kid hates work of any kind. I don't know what will become of her lazy butt. I paid her 10 bucks yesterday to help me remove two Arbivite that didn't make it. She whines like I was killing her. Geesh. Anyway, got it done and bought two verigated red twig dogwood to replace them. Should be beautiful and block my front porch from psycho's gaze next year.
Jarhead..OMG,I have to go see who the fuck would marry Lohan! Whoever it is, it won't last! LMAO
I thought Lindsay looked pretty good. She has done a lot of growing up since she moved to London. She says it's because she has more freedom there. She can go out jogging and not have to worry about cameras every where. I can understand that! It must be hell having no privacy but if you're in that line of work, you have to expect it. But I do think Europeans are more gracious with their celebs.
My daughter is a very private person now. She has successfully tackled her demons and found peace within herself. If you guys could kindly refrain from mentioning her or any member of my family on this blog it would be greatly appreciated. I have asked this favour of other bloggers too and they have agreed to comply. We just wish to be left alone now.
D. Lohan.
"D Lohan"
What a joke.
This is a place where people say whatever the hell they want.
While we're telling people what they can and can't say,
I'll tell you, do not fuck with Jarhead.
I'll cut a bitch.
"It Is Known".
Bunnies are good eatin' they tell me.
Anon 3:30 - aka Miss Tia (or one of her mindless acolytes) is in dire need of a sex life that doesn't involve violating livestock or masturbating to pictures of dead bodies.
Leslie Van Houten might be getting out. What do you guys think, flowers or chocolates?
*****Word to the wise---never dye your hair just because you are bored! It's not a pretty sight! My hair is 3-toned and not in a good way!
There's a crop of turnips growing out of my snatch.
You guys are mean :(
Hey, Dan. . . I'm thinking flowers. For a hot minute I thought both, but you don't want to overdo and blow your chances.
Jane, pictures or it didn't happen!
Border, I don't have enough boards for all the holes!
Pat, your little Bun Bun has a case of the adorables, and I am so glad you gave Lissa's pet away to yourself. She is a pet no-one can object to, and it seems she is a source of great joy for you. I'm glad that everyone has decided that she is a part of the family, too. It's great that you don't have to worry about in-fighting. I didn't know that bunnies liked toys.
I'm sorry that the feeling isn't coming back in your leg. That must be so frustrating, and scary. Especially with spring here. If I lived close, I would volunteer myself and my son for yard clean-up, and general help, but, talk is cheap. Here I sit in Oregon. I'm sorry I am kind-of a useless tool.
I hope that you have medication that takes the pain down enough to make it bearable. Sometimes it's hard to find something that really works.
Apparently I have had migraines off and on for many years. I am in a cycle of almost daily migraines now. Some are pretty brief (with medication) and others last for days. At least I now have an official diagnosis (they told me I absolutely did not have migraines years ago) and am being medicated with a variety of things to make life better. Last night was awful, but I felt much better after being medicated. Life is good.
My son quit the job he had held for almost eight years. He was just completely fed up. I am worried for him, but he is so much happier. I hope he finds a good job he can be happy doing. This morning he felt so good that he decided to bathe both dogs. There was a lot of shouting and carrying on (great entertainment for me) because they both hate baths, but he did them both, and was still in a good mood.
I worry about you with that psycho fruit-bat nincompoop next door. I hope you really are safe.
Christina
Jesus Pat, can't you just offer a simple explanation of what happened a couple weeks ago? I really liked you.
Christina, glad to see you back and sorry about the migraines. As for the hair, there is no way I would put a pic of this mess on the internet (even if I knew how). But you can put your imagination to work. It's supposed to be brown mahogany but I missed some of the grey and the grey part that was dyed turned out a clay color and then the brown----yes, it's a mess. It looks like an ugly hairband running across the top of my head.
I had another idea for the holes in your yard---still pertains to wood. Paint flowers on the pieces of wood and then stick them in the holes. Then you would have permanent flowers---very avantgarde!!!! Or whatever! It would probably look as good as my hair!
Jarhead, hope you take a little time to have some fun in D.C. I don't think of D.C. as a fun place, more like a zoo.
Oh my goodness Christina, I have such sympathy for you and the migraines. I have them but not nearly as bad as you. They are a bitch and the pain is unbearable. Mine have only once got completely out of control where I had to go to the ER. I can't remember ever having had that kind of pain, and I've had 2 children with difficult births. For me, Fiorcet works really well as long as I take it as soon as I recognize it is a migraine coming on.
I wish you the best and hope you can get them under control. I do know, from the perspective of myself and my daughter, who has them too, that a lot of the newer ones are not nearly as helpful as the old tried and true Fiorcet. My Dr recognizes that they do work and prescribes them for me. Some of the younger Dr's won't. My daughters Dr gives her a really hard time about it even though she knows they work really well and fast for her.
LOL, Jane! I am just teasing you about posting. I wouldn't post pictures, either. I'm sorry it didn't work out. I have thought of coloring my own hair, but have just stuck with my mousy brown with the white stripe.
The idea of wood in the holes with painted flowers is kind-of cute, but little Miss Emmie would make them her next toy. They would be everywhere except the holes, or maybe all in one hole. I just need to try to fill them in. I also need to buy a lawn mower. The situation is serious, as the lawn is approaching about 15 inches tall in places. It had such a massive growth spurt with the beautiful weather, followed by rain, and then beautiful weather again. I have a lawn mower, but Emma took it apart. Anything cord-like or wire-like is gone, and other bits and pieces are missing from the outside as well. It's a shame as it has been a really good mower, but George tended to leave things out in places where I couldn't always see them, and she ate many things.
I have only tried the one medication, because they want me on something daily to prevent migraines. So far, we have had limited success. The past two days, I have been able to keep the migraine activity brief, and not too intense, but I have to really work at keeping the stress level down or it gets away from me. When they are too intense, I take a half a Norco, and if that doesn't take the edge off, then I take the other half. I am a lightweight when it comes to pain medication, so this is heavy for me, but, generally it works. The Topamax has been a little hard to live with, but we are fine-tuning how I take it.
Christina
Sick of this warm, I want the snow back.
Alyssa's pantie picture is on FB again. I am calling her school and the state authorities. She is too young to be on FB, and will report the post again.
Dear Anon 3:42. Don't you think it's time for you to take your hard-earned money and BUY YOURSELF A LIFE?? Who died and made you the fucking FACEBOOK POLICE?
I'd love to know why Anon 3:42 is so obsessed with pictures of young girls in panties to begin with.
Completely off topic (which seems to be Alissa's panties), I would like to ask the DD's gardening advice for a lush-foliage annual climber that doesn't aggressively reseed like morning glories. Any suggestions?
If you're the least bit famous from making music, go get a checkup now.
So, is it true about the death of Prince? Does anyone know what happened? Dan, I think you are so right. It seems that artists of a certain age group are doomed. Kinda scary!
It has been confirmed by his publicist among others. The news right now is saying that he was not healthy in the days before his death. He did have the flu, that it turned into walking pneumonia, etc., there are also other rumors, but who knows the truth of any of this? There will be an autopsy, but I don't know if all the results are always made public in the case of a celebrity.
All I know is that this is truly shocking. I always thought he was devastatingly handsome, and I liked some of his music, and he seemed like a nice guy, outside of his music, but I was not one of the huge fans who are in absolute mourning right now.
I am just very saddened that someone so young and talented is gone, way too early.
Christina
******I have decided to join the rest of the world and get a smart phone. Yes, I am a dinosaur---I have a flip phone. And I have to admit I am quite happy with it because I'm really not a phone person. If you follow this site, you know I am not a tech person, but some of you out there have been very helpful to me in a time of need. What I want to know is what phone would be the easiest for me to use? Mostly I would want useful stuff like internet use, gps----that sort of thing. I hate going to a store and telling someone I know nothing about smart phones. They look at me like, what rock have you been hiding under? I feel so stupid. These young people working these counters can't believe that I just never gave a shit about phones. So if anyone has any ideas, please HELP!!!!!!
I just upgraded to another Samsung and love it, but there was more of a learning curve than with the iPhone. I always found the iPhones I had to be very intuitive and easy to use. Very user friendly.
Christina
Walmart. Burner.
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