But, guess who showed up at the door today? Guess. You'll never guess. It's Crabbie!!! He looks just like a crabbie, but, he's also cute and tall and laid back and mellow. He's going to stay awhile and he promised I could put on ONE pic of him and me. It's very comfortable being with him. I've known him so many years on the net, but, this is the first time in real. But, yeah, not awkward in any way. I fell like I'm just having a friend over. I don't feel the need to clean my house or dress nice. I made us some scrambled eggs and toast in my ugly jammies and now he's bloggin' on the laptop and I'm on the desktop. We've been watching Trailer Park Boys. So, anyhow, I am feeling better and not alone. What's up in your life?
So Crabbie's bloggin' on the laptop, eh? Is he writing another one of his classic Crabbie posts where he calls Heather Mills something ribald like "Stumpy McCuntface", or advises Gwyneth Paltrow to get cunt-cancer and die?
ReplyDeleteLOL. I hope his sister changes the locks while she can.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you have company. And it's Crabbie at that! I guess you know you will be the talk of Guntown. You have a man in the house. You'll start seeing cars drive in front of your house to see if the can catch a glimpse of Crabbie. All the tongues will be wagging. Are you going to take him to meet your mom and aunt bitchface? I would like to hear his opinions on Guntown.
ReplyDeleteI hope ya'll have fun!
Fantastic news!
ReplyDeleteI honestly don't know who I feel more sorry for, Pat or Dan. Cheers to both of you for thinking this nightmare will work!
ReplyDeleteYou have been alone since the state took Alissa away. Lying liar who still lies. You are full of shit. Only one who believes you is this insane poster named Lia.
ReplyDeleteBTW, Alissa is posting more pictures of herself in her panties on FB. Too bad that little girl got so fucked by you and the state of Iowa. Pedophiles trolling her social media, so sad, but oh so predicted.
Yes, of course he will meet the family! He will then be able to tell you how crazy they really are. Oh, I have given him tips on how to fuck with my mother big time, like, 'do you think pat's robbing the cradle? Do you think she's mentally stable with those guitars and punk music?" Bwaa ha ha. He's met Lissa and her friend who's here for the weekend and already seen some drama including me stepping in cat poo. Very attractive stuff. Someone was shooting a gun around 4 am and it didn't even wake him up. Welcome to Guntown. Planning a day of planting in the rain, I don't have much time left.
ReplyDeleteYour mom will love Dan---she's programmed that way----men are good. Let's see if Crabbie can change her mine.
ReplyDeleteI find it creepy that anon is gazing at Lis posting in her panties on FB. I find it horrific that anon knows pedophiles are looking at it. This is a police matter, and i anon doesn't make the required notifications, anon is letting pedophiles proliferate.
ReplyDeleteI find it creepy that anon seems to enjoy having that cactus stuck in its rancid cunt.
ReplyDeleteBordie, don't you think her grandmother should be monitoring her FB??? Her "legal" guardian? Yea, right. FB is watching the kids FB. Poor child.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it creepier that grown men are grooming her? I on the other hand actually am concerned for her.
Do you not find it horrific that her guardians let this go????
Anon you say Lis was taken away from Pat. It is your job to report the pictures and pedophiles since you know about them. It is a crime.
ReplyDeleteHey there Pat.
ReplyDeleteSpring has taken forever to hit us here in Michigan and apparently we've gone directly from winter to summer overnight - we just skipped spring entirely. I was finally able to go to the nursery and get some plants and of course I was thinking of you as I was picking out the tomato's.
Have fun out in the dirt and with your visitor.
-TJH in Bad Ass
Good news to share. I just got a really good job offer today and accepted! The dreaded job search is over :)
ReplyDeleteYay! Way to go Beth!
ReplyDeleteChristina
Thank you, Christina! :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Beth!
ReplyDeleteJane you nailed it.
ReplyDeleteEveryone, Lissa is not posting in her panties. She's fine, she's in her room with her friend Bri right now. Anon is just fucking with you. If I ever find pannie pix she will be grounded for life.
Good on you Beth!
Bad Ass, keep planting! I have over planted as usual.
I just checked Alissa's FB page. There's not a single trace of anything panty-related on there, pictorially or otherwise. Anon 4:01 is a loathsome, damaged turd-pile of a human being for positing such a lurid untruth, and should be reported to blogger for instigating this garbage.
ReplyDeleteKind of sounds like anon is stalking Lis! Isn't there a law against that? I mean, anon being so law abiding and all!
ReplyDelete@ Anon 11:30: You are a worthless and deeply pathetic liar. Not once have you EVER posted a shred of evidence to back up your preposterous accusations about Pat and her family. Not once. Ever. All you have ever done is come on here and call names and sling mud in Pat's direction and claim to know the ins and outs of her domestic situation. Yet when challenged to provide evidence of your assertions, your only response has been to call the rest of us sheep for not believing your preposterous horseshit. So go ahead, Anon - shut me up by posting proof of your claims about Pat on here so we can all see what an insightful and sage individual you are, because right now you're coming across as nothing but a desperate, attention-seeking deviant who gets their rocks off by routinely surveilling the social media accounts of underage girls. Fucking sicko.
ReplyDelete"She doesn't even live there anymore"
ReplyDeleteOkay, so where does she live now? I assume you know this since "[m]aybe Alissa herself told [you]." *cough* bullshit *cough* I mean, how difficult is it to take a screenshot of one of your Facebook interactions with Alyssa, upload it to an image hosting site like Imgur or Flickr or someplace, and then post a link to it here as proof that you have indeed been talking to her as you claim to have been? It's piss easy, yet you haven't done it. Why is that?
And how exactly did you contact her school and her caseworker? By email? If so, please furnish us with copies these exchanges so we can see for ourselves what a good Samaritan you are, rather than engage in your usual tactic of gutless posturing without ponying up a single iota of evidence.
"Pat is not even remotely involved anymore"
Again, don't just say it - prove it, or nobody on here will ever, ever believe you.
Send me a copy of the pannie pix. NOW..or you got nuthin whore. Lis is fine.
ReplyDeleteBut you didn't copy it before it was deleted? Wow! You're such a slack bastard. You really need to get your shit together and come up with real proof otherwise it's a legal offence known as slander. We know who you are and we have all the proof necessary to fuck you over. Your days are numbered.
ReplyDeleteYou know who the multitude of Anon's are, Lia?? Who are we?? Proof?? Our days are numbered?? Have you been watching reruns of the Godfather? LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's not that many of you. My guess is that there is one with multiple personality disorder. But prove me wrong if you can.
ReplyDeleteWe need to prove NOTHING to YOU. It's not your blog, dear. You're just a sheep.
ReplyDeleteWe? You mean you and all your imaginary friends?
ReplyDeleteNo disrespect? You've accused Pat of lying!
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