Britney bought herself a new car..it's a SL65 AMG Mercedes. Word's out, it will do 180 mph and has two seats. Don't worry, Poon plans to super glue the kids car seats very securely to the top of it and let those boys get some good ol' fresh air. Hope the paparazzi can keep up! Ehhh, they can always catch up with her at the gas station..this thing gets 11 miles per gallon. Bitch will run out of fuel before she gets her first cup of 2000 calorie capuchino.
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They need to put a governor on that car so it will do no more than 45 miles an hour. Two seats!! WTF. Thanks again mother of the friggin year for thinking of the kids!
How do you spell BPD?
its not a mom car like a suv to put the baby car seats. this says a lot about her.
Britney needs to go for a ride with Nick Hogan.
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how does she even have money to spend on things like this?? shes always spending money on fastfood and starbucks and chandeliers and paying her ex alimony and child support yet she isnt a "star" anymore, she surely cant have too much left of her fortune the way she blows thru it!
the hell you say! Her new album is topping the charts, so she's raking in the moola & she has several perfumes out there that sell very well. This is probably her celebration gift to herself for her new album & new perfume, not to mention that her $20G a month alimony stops on the 15th of this month. So, she can totally afford this stupid toy car. Sadly.
She makes almost $800,000 a month & doesn't even have a damn job!! is how she can afford it!
I want one!!
Tsk Tsk.
I can't wait until she's on Cribs so she can show us her pimped out trailer. She's just thinking of herself at this point. I was hoping that she'd find her common sense she left at a near by Starbucks & start making grown up decisons, but she disappointed me in that area too. All she's going to have left soon is her dirty tracks, pink wig, empty Starbucks cups & picking crusted cheese off paper Taco Bell wrappers.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU. IT WAS ONLY 185,000 YAWL AND I PAID IT IN MEXICAN MONEY I HAD LEFTOVER FROM VACATION.
BRITNEY SPREARS
"Mexican Money" LMAO!!! Good one.
"BRITNEY SPREARS" 12:38
There is no such thing as an accident, even in spelling!
its not a mom car like a suv to put the kids car seat. this says a lot about her.
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