John Mayer says he doesn't deny

John Mayer say he never hid his Simpson fetish. (Ick.) When asked by TimeOutNY he said...

"I don't think I've ever denied it. When did I deny it?"

Hmmm. I think I might be senile sometimes, but, it seems I have a better memory that this guy. Omission isn't lying, but, dumping her for saying she loved you in a magazine is laying low. To say the least. Where are they in that photo anyhow? I hope it's a plane or his bus, because it looks like my aunt Ednas mobile home. I don't know why they call those things mobile, that SOB has sat on blocks since 1973.

Anna Nicoles lovers get stranger every day

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Anna Nicole Smith’s longtime lesbian lover has come squirming out of the freeloading fame seeking woodpile. Among other dumbass things, Sandi Powledge says..


“I feel a lot of guilt that I wasn’t there,” said Powledge, with tears streaming down her face. “You think even though you don’t talk, you can always have a time to make things right. … You always think there’s time.
“She was a kind, loving, caring person who didn’t know how to handle what happened to her. When I look back, I’m going to remember how she was with me. … I’ve got a lot of great memories.”

Oh, fuck the fuck off. These wormy people are creeping me out. If it's not another baby's daddy, it's her bodyguard, his wife, her assistant, thier dog. Whatever. Shut up. Next thing you know Sandi Powledge will claim she's Dannielynns sperm doner and wants to be DNA tested along with the rest of the backwoods inbred population of "I fucked a D-Lister."

Antonella Barba.. American Whore

Did they kick this ho off American Idol yet? If that show was on tonight, I didn't see it. I had to watch Willy And The Sparrow three times. Anyhow, if you want to see this whore in action click ONTD. She's face to head with her own willy and posing on a peace memorial. Nice knob job, whore. Oh, and just because daddy is rich enough buy you tits doesn't mean you can sing.

NSFW!

Cutterbugs

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Michelle Williams



Britney isn't the only one going on hair snipping frenzy. Michelle Williams went all Rosemary's Baby on us, and Neve Campbell apparently fed up with cosmetologists, decided to style hers with a cheese grater and electric current.

London broiled

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Guy Ritchie looks annoyed with the paparazzi in London a couple of days ago. Madonna pulls him back with her zombie hands before he does anything stupid. You know, besides marrying her. But, what's done is done.

Jessica out and about

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Jessica Simpson, caught in the rain. I doubt she looked much better before it started raining. The bag, the boots, the shirt, the hair..all fug. Sigh. I love this photo though.

Taylor Hicks snubbed

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Taylor Hicks likes to take his old Alabama friends out to dine now that he's doing okay. So they all go to French 75 Bistro in Burbank. They were seated at a table in the back and ignored for 20 minutes and they got up and left. They ended up at another eatery where they were treated much better. Taylor said..

"I guess they thought we were country bumpkins and didn't have any money."

Hmmm, maybe they didn't know they were in the presense of greatness? >rolls eyes< No, really it's a bad rep for any restaurant to get, I don't care who the customer is. I hope they missed out on a huge tip. But, I kind of doubt it. Cough.

Janet Jackson's Granny Titties

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You know what her problem is? I'll tell you what her problem is. She had old lady titties. >looks down< Uhh huu, old lady titties. When you get to be a certain age you never know what to expect of those things. They do whatever they want. Best to keep them covered up, Janet. You can do this by WEARING CLOTHES.

Gag me Jessica Biel

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You know I can't stand her. I wasn't about to let that outfit be ignored. I can think of only one explanation for this. She was in a flash fire (started by Mischa Barton smoking a joint) and all her clothes were burned off. She quickly grabbed Lindsay Blohans leggings, some ballet flats out of a dumpster and Laura Ingalls grey apron to wrap around her bazongas. What a quick thinker she is.

Brad and Angelina to get another child

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The rumor seems to be true and there's more information now. Angelina and Brad are adopting another child and it's little boy. He's from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City. No word yet on his age or name, but, Angelina went there last November, so maybe he's an older child. They have thier hands full now, but, these two love kids and family. They can't seem to get enough kids. Which is a good thing for kids all over the world, but, I'm still a bit cross with her for saying Shiloh is "a blob." And that stuff about having more feeling for her adopted kids because they had it rough. If she loves kids so much (and I'm sure she does) then she should know a kid is a kid. Doesn't matter how they got here. Team Kid here.

Paris Hilton in yellow again

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ParAss went from being the belle of the ball to a fashion lemon in this getup. It proves to me that just because you can get clothes and shoes for free, it doesn't mean you should.

Patricia shows nips

Patricia Heaton, at Wicked in L.A. For someone who has such a wholesome image, she doesn't mind her see thru outfit. I may have gotten her religion wrong, (she's Catholic) but, I think I have her number. I looked up her info and found out this boring mom icon is quite the pot stirrer. Her causes have included saving Terri Schiavo and, I guess, curing the world of it's disgusting gayness. >shrugs< Speak your mind Patricia, but, maybe buy a bra too.

BTW..check out WICKED's official site. It looks fun.

Morning Smile...Jack Black and his family

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Jack looks pretty proud to me. It made me smile. Little Samuel looks content. Seems to me if you want to be a paparazzi, all you have to do is hang out at LAX airport. No need to ever leave there.

Britney's eau de skank

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The perfume line that endorses Britney's fragrance "Curious" will stand by her..

“We have a long-standing and very successful relationship with Britney Spears. We care about her personally and remain completely supportive of her.”

Translation: We know no one want's to smell like crank and skank, but, this crazy whore makes us some serious bucks, and besides everyone thinks she's going to pull an Anna Nicole, which will make the bottle a collectable. Hell no, we aren't dumping her. What are we stupid?

Kevin Federline visits Britney

People says Kevin went to see Britney today at the rehab facility in Malibu. He stayed about an hour and a half. A source said he's been involed with her stay and still cares about her. Oh, fuck me silly. She's only been in there since yesterday. How has he been "involved?" Is telling her folks to get the crazy bitch some help and get her and her green umbrella the fuck off his doorstep if they wanna see the kids again "involved?" Of course he still cares about her, but, this report pissed me off. Hell, I can make up better shit than that. And they quoted her redneck ex husband, Jason Alexander..

"Maybe getting Kevin out of her life wasn't the best thing for her."

No, but, divorcing your twerpy coon hound sniffing ass was. Wagon wheel boy. Piss!

Jessica Simpsons shoe line

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Sigh. Do we really want her shoes? She thinks we do. Why would we want to dress like someone from a 'Lil Abner comic? Or Daisy Duke? I can just see the orders pouring in from hookers and trailer parks everywhere. She's probably a sweet, but, not too bright girl, but, these shoes are ugly. The bottom ones have no support and would break your freekin' neck the first time you encountered a curb. They are styless and out of date and just plain weird. Kind of like Jessica. Gawd, I'm pissant tired of celebrities hawking everything but thier used tampons.

A look back

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz were BOTH sued by a paparazzi for assault and battery..Nov. 2004



Nicole Richie got fed up and threw water on the paparazzi...June '06


It's the ultimate love/hate relationship between people who want desperately to be famous, and then hate the paparazzi that keep them famous. I guess some stars just don't own a cool green umbrella.

Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell fight like little girls

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I caught the little catfight between Ryan and Simon the other night and I must say, it was embarassing. Simon called Ryan "sweetheart" in a mocking way.

"Don't call me sweetheart. ... We don't have that kind of relationship," Seacrest said. "I don't want that kind of relationship."
"I don't want that kind of relationship," repeated Cowell, to which Seacrest replied: "Exactly. We'll just work together, that's fine with me."

Then when Ryan signed off he omitted a goodbye for Simon. It was so childish and not funny. If these two are going to continue being unfunny little bitches, who will be watching? Not me. The only reason to watch the shit anyway is the scheduling which revolves around nothing else interesting. Simon has lost his hotness and Ryan has tweaked my gaydar. Little pussies.

Details on Becks

Details has this photo of David Beckham and the caption "Can America handle him?" The answer is (with drool) YES! He's our Becks now. Yum.

BTW, Details sent a letter correcting a source I had on a pic recently. They were so nice, I not only corrected my mistake, but, added thier link to my blogroll. It's a very hot snappy site too. SOME people could take a lesson from Details letter writing skills. That means YOU, Flyspeck photos. Hmmmf.

Drew Barrymore is cool

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Read what she told Jane mag about her notorious family...

"I’ve got one wacky family…I understood early that we were not going to have stability. You just have to find your own way and not sit in shit and cry about what you think you don’t have. Get over it.”

Fuck ya if you don't think that's profound. Did you know she's Frances Bean Cobain's Godmother? I did not know that.

Jessica Biel..not hot

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Biel of the big butt catches a flight to NY after supposedly being dumped by Justin Timberdork. Bitch needs to catch a plane out of my country, and those boots..ugg. Just stick your canoes in a couple of Chinese take out cartons, ho.

Patricia Heaton on to Oz

Patricia Heaton took her daughter to see "Wicked" in L.A. I wish she'd taken me, but, anyway, I thought they were Scientologists..or does everyone dress like a witch for this show? That kid looks like a born Pagan to me. I wonder if she'd let me borrow her soxs?

Note..reader Barb told me she's Catholic and has 4 sons. I looked up her bio and Barbs right. I am obvioulsly still stoned from my visit to the dentist today. And yes, it feels good. But, Patricia Heaton still has some explaining to do. Heh.

Poontang talks to YOU

You know what's funny? Britneys head still looks better than Lindsay Blohans genitals. You know what's really funny? A talking Buddah Britney. You can ask it a question and it will say something incredibly Poontang-ish. Try it. HERE.



Arf! I need a cheeseburger. It's been two days since I ate!

When Poontangs attack!!

Here's a LINK to the video of Britney going crazy. It's dark, but, you can hear her going nuts. I just love these photos. What can I say? I'm a bitch. She broke her umbrella. Heh.

What's with that big bruise on her side?

Justin Timberlake brings sexy back

Hey Gramma! Your date is here!

Jessica Simpson is allergic to pizza

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Jessica is the spokesperson for Pizza Hut, yet she told Elle mag she can't eat it. Well, she could, but, it makes her bleed inside. She had a problem with ulcers and internal bleeding while she was filming "Employee Of The Month" (not the worst movie I've ever seen, btw) and discovered she's allergic to cheese, wheat, and tomatoes.

Good grief. Sorry about the weird allergies Jess, but, maybe a Pizza Hut commercial isn't the best job choice? That'd kinna be like hiring me to be a sports announcer. Well, except sports don't make me bleed. 'Cept football on TV. Football on TV makes my eyes bleed.

Lily Allen is totally funny

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Lady Sovereign (on the right) insulted Lily Allen by saying she only made it through her father, Keith Allen's fame. Lily Kicked her ass with this...

"I’ve spoken to my Dad and he’s happy to adopt you if you think it will give you a leg up."

LMAO..HA HA..HEEEEE! That is all I have to say.

Are you ready?????

The Oscahs! The Oscahs! Oh baby! I admit, I've only seen a couple of the movies they'll be talking about, but, that's not the point of the Academy Awards. No, no, no..it's the clothes, the surprises and the candid shots. Oh, peeps, I just can't wait. Who's going to be watching with me??

Spoiler alert from Deadline...



Dreamgirls, Beyoncé, Jennifer Hudson, and Anika Noni Rose -- will sing each others' songs from the movie. Oh what a perfect opportunity to watch Beyonce make a fool of herself trying to show us how good she would have been in Hudsons part. Ah ha ha. Please let me get my wish. >fingers crossed<

Kevin Federline's a good father

Just some pics I had in my files. Federline has always been a good dad and neither of his babies mamas ever said any different. He's close to all four of his children. So what's the big problem some people have with him taking them home with him while Brit gets her shit together?

A couple of days ago, Britney went a little nuts and Kevin went and got the kids. He walked right passed Lynn Spears and took his boys home. Britney went ballistic and flew out of rehab to his house with an umbrella and we know the rest. She's going to owe some car repairs to the paparazzi. That was crazy. Hopefully she'll stay in rehab this time, but, Kevin Federline had every right to go get his kids. Now, they've worked out a deal where Lynn can have them part of the time. Kevin's mother is staying with him to help out. All reports are that Kevins family is normal and average. So, again, what's the big ass problem people have here?

Miller and Duff..a comparison

I get it, you guys don't like Sienna Miller and I do. That's cool, but, check her here in that short coat, boots, big bag. Except for the skank hair, she has it all right. But, Hillary Duff tries to pull off the same look (in a warmer climate) and fails. Duff has the all black, big bag thing going haywire. Duff may not be skanky, but, she still looks stupid. I like the skank way better.

Another boy?

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Brad and Angelina have filed the paperwork to adopt a boy from Vietnam. That sounds like I know something important, but, what it really means is, I meet alot of weirdos who claim they work with the stars. If this turns out to be true, I may actually have a source and an apology to make. >snickers<

Brandon Davis

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Brandon Davis (ParAss Hiltons roomie) had a skydiving experience, and man, does he look scared. This used to be my sport of choice, but, I always thought it was a solo thing. My friends had thier own chutes. Brandon looks like he's joined the gay mile high club. Good thing Greasy Bear had a good landing or there would have been a national alert on an oil spill.

All about the cups..just MY opinion

At one point in the hearing, it was all about the drink cups. Howard K. made such a show of taking his with him when he'd leave the stand. At one point he forgot, and his cup sat right in front of Larry Birkhead who stared at it, eyes wide and smirking. He could hardly contain his laughter and neither could anyone else. After Larry testified, Howard's lawyer ran up and gathered both Larry and Howard's cups and took them. Presumably it had something to do with DNA. They've all been watching too much CSI. But, it was funny.



Larry Birkhead came off as a nice sweet guy who isn't crazy and is probably Dannielyn's biological father, but, in the world of Anna Nicole Smith he was a loser. Anna would have never married a photographer. He's no billionaire and that's what mattered to her. This is just my opinion, and like, who cares? Right? Anyway, I'm team Birkhead.



Anna mother, Virgie. Oh, geez, what can you say about this old rip? Anna hated her, that's clear in film clips. Anna said she beat her and made her childhood hell. So, Vergies appeal to get Anna body to Texas is just a ploy to disturb the dead and gain some more money. That's what I think. What a horrible woman. She needs to go back to her Texas ghetto and shut the fuck up.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in Miami

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Suddenly J-Lo looks beautiful again and Marc Anthony looks..well, like Marc Anthony. Don't ask me what she sees in him, but, they are madly in love. Any fool can tell it's real. Even me. I do admire his choice in suits last night. I had a bed like that once. I thought it was a brave choice. And J-Lo's dress isn't for everyone, it's pure J-Lo though and it's hot on her. She might have gone a little longer in the length. The old knees are not looking like they used to. I realize Miami is in Florida, and I've heard they never wear hose there, but, I think they should learn to love them.

A Suri sighting

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That protective slightly crazy looking woman is Tom Cruise's mother, Mary, at LAX airport with Katie and baby Suri peeking over her moms shoulder. Cute baby, scary Grammy. What's up with Katies hair? Don't tell me she wears those extension things too.

Simon Cowell indulges

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On "American Idol" last night, Simon called one contestants song choice "indulgent." He also said he "wasn't indulgent." Nice ride Simon, are you having a mid life crisis?