Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Star monger gossip

Katie's fading away because she can't keep up with her hyper short husband who keeps her up night and day, probably yapping about what a huge star he is, how lucky she is to be married to him and watching his old movies of when he was still cute. Sources said that Tommy Girl disappears for days, and told Katie, "You can be with me, but don't ask about it."
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Just go look in his walk in closet or the pool house and you'll find the little puke on his knees blowing the gardner, butler, and pool boy or getting his ass waxed by some young male hustler. Doh. The rest of the time, he's with the ScientoloWhores plotting a world take over, where he will be the King of the universe (in lifts) and we will all be his slaves. And Risky Business will be playing in every theatre 24/7 and Tom's grinning mug will be featured on all our money.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is retarded. She's just chillin'. I heard that she insulted Posh's tats so Posh won't speak to her anymore. She's probably being punished for that. Maybe she is just hanging at home with her child? Maybe she's totally converting in secret to Tom's religion? Maybe she's pregnant & sick? But when is that guys tell-all book coming out DD? The one that tells all about Tommy in Europe having his way with men in wrestling suits? I am so gonna buy that book!!! This guy "outs" so many celebs. I'd be surprised if he is still alive!

Anonymous said...

i believe it...at least about him taking over the world and risky business playing 24/7

Anonymous said...

I think Tom was just being himself at the end of "Taps" and he's going berserk and shooting all over the place & killing people and he's really getting off on it. Thats a psycho dude if there ever was one. I don't think that scene was much of a stretch for him. He does want world domination and he wants to be King! He's so short! It's f'g hilarious! Thats what he gets!

Anonymous said...

those Scientology you tube videos are a testament to Tommy girls crazyness. That David Miscavige guy looks at Cruise like he wants to wear his skin. Creepy cults!!

Anonymous said...

this doesn't come as a surprise to me the way she has been looking lately. I do hope she isn't sick although I don't think her problem is a sickness - it is who she is married to.

crystal

Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise is the anti-Christ... don't you guys get it?