Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Open letter to Mariah Carey

Dear worthless Diva, I don't care if you're pregnant or not. You're ridiculous and strange. Your husband is a nobody with no job and everyone knows it's a publicity stunt. If you are preg, are you going to make the kid sleep in a sauna? Is it true that he can't come out of your uterus until he signs a confidentiality agreement and promises you top billing? Skip that..all I really want to know is, how fat will you get and how many stretch marks? Can't wait..your pal, DirtyDisher.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ok i wasn't expecting that and it totally cracked me up, i'm laughing like a demented hyenna, thanks!