Dear worthless Diva, I don't care if you're pregnant or not. You're ridiculous and strange. Your husband is a nobody with no job and everyone knows it's a publicity stunt. If you are preg, are you going to make the kid sleep in a sauna? Is it true that he can't come out of your uterus until he signs a confidentiality agreement and promises you top billing? Skip that..all I really want to know is, how fat will you get and how many stretch marks? Can't wait..your pal, DirtyDisher.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Open letter to Mariah Carey
Dear worthless Diva, I don't care if you're pregnant or not. You're ridiculous and strange. Your husband is a nobody with no job and everyone knows it's a publicity stunt. If you are preg, are you going to make the kid sleep in a sauna? Is it true that he can't come out of your uterus until he signs a confidentiality agreement and promises you top billing? Skip that..all I really want to know is, how fat will you get and how many stretch marks? Can't wait..your pal, DirtyDisher.
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Ok i wasn't expecting that and it totally cracked me up, i'm laughing like a demented hyenna, thanks!
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