Here it is in a nutshell folks..these two kids made 2 mil each for Twilight, but, now there's a sequel in the works and they're getting 10 mil each, plus a percentage of the gross. Do you understand what that means to us? It means that they have moved up the Hollywood ladder to Jolie/Pitt status. And that means.......years and years of them in our face. He will become somber and serious after his raging booze battle and many rehabs. We will cry and cheer him on as he takes on causes like refugees and clean water and war torn villages and night clubs and indecipherable tattoos with hidden meanings. He will go through a series of romances with other stars and eventually marry...titillating us with wedding photos for decades. SHE..will be heartbroken and unfairly cheated on and we will all take sides and fight over how the world dumped on her and her breasts will inflate, just slightly, so we fight for years and years..is it a boob job or a push up bra!????? Same with her lips. She will adopt many orphans and animals who talk to her and write a book on philosophy and religion and be reluctantly on every talk show in the universe before she buys her own station and gives birth to triplets, twice. Always refusing to tell us if she's gay or straight. Need I go on? Really? Welcome to the future. I'm tired already.
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Aren't they lovely.
Nah, she'll never do all that. She'll be too busy being stoned out of her mind.
Ha - you are funny. So, so pathetically true...
I think he's adorable, but he will probably always be the tragic figure of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter, to me.
Liked your story, though. . .
lmao @ Crabbie
She's not a very good actress, in fact she gets panned by the critics. She's not particularly attractive. He's a boho kinda guy tho, pretty cool, and the girls like him,he will be around for a while. She kinda makes me think of somone who has a hit and fades away. She doesn't have long-term appeal. Something like The Jonas Brothers!! IMO
Have you seen the pic of her sitting outside smoking a bowl? hilarious.
It's at Crabbie's.
That's what his comment was about.
Maybe, though, she's just into pipe tobacco.
Smells gooood!
DD you feeling a bit pissy today? Or just depressed about the celebs of today.
Kids these days should learn how to wash their hair.
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