Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Sean Penn Has Competition?

Sean Penn isn't the only respected Hollywood thesp who's after Natalie Portman's pert little ass...according to the Chicago Sun-Times, Portman recently got a sniff of Ryan Gosling while he was DJing at a club, and liked what her nose was telling her. Since then Ryan has been texting poems to her and sending her books.

Fuck, Gosling...first Rachel McAdams and now Portman? What is it with you and boring-ass chicks who aren't as smart as they think they are? And I don't even know what to say about Portman except...

SLUT!!!!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yuk. YUK.

Anonymous said...

haha...I was just at Cosmomag.com & they are suggesting Ryan for Jen Aniston, they also suggest John Stamos! YES! Finally! The guy us DD'ers have been telling her to date for a couple of years! Finally, & I hope she listens and has her ppl call his ppl. Its a cute article. John Stamos is so freakin' good looking, who wouldn't want him? I really don't see her with Ryan Gossling, not at all. & Natalie Portman? Maybe. But she has a Yale education & probably can do better than this guy. Now that his ex, Rachel McAdams is dating the good looking ex of Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama, I guess he's trying to trade up himself. Ehh...he's just another David Arquette to me. Nothing special but will probably marry a very famous woman anyway.

Anonymous said...

McAdams and Portman all whores.

Portman is even a lousy actress but gets hired because she's a jew.

Anonymous said...

oh wow, the Jew police are on tonight. That is so 1945. Don't you have a bald head to wax & a swastica to rub up against?

Anonymous said...

1945?

Anonymous said...

I don't think Aniston can handle John Stamos' belly button. I know I couldn't. That thing is scaaary...

Anonymous said...

No one and nothing can ever fill the void for Jen. She's an emotional abyss.

I wouldn't want to date John Stamos. I could never date someone that enjoys the Beach Boys so much.

Rachel McAdams current BF, Josh, used to date Selma Hayek in real life. I would hate to follow that. He probably still screams out her name during sex.

I don't understand why anyone would date Sean Penn. Or sleep with him. Who would want to follow Gristle? The real point is, why is he attractive to anyone? His engaging personality?

Sprite

Anonymous said...

Portman is a secret whore. She likes the dick and the pussy.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Portman turn down a role because she doesn't get monogamy? Or was it celibacy?

Sprite

Anonymous said...

There isnt one attractive element to Miss. Portman. I'll never understand what men see in her.

Anonymous said...

natalie is then next Julia Roberts in that she bang a lot of guys. In every movie she has to has to CRY otherwise it aint a Natalie Portman movie

Anonymous said...

I am a gay man and I think Natalie Portman is kinda hot. But since I am gay what the hell do I know about chicks?

Anonymous said...

I agree that Natalie Portman is a horrible actress

Anonymous said...

Ryan Gosling makes me wet.

Eric in San Diego said...

Aye yi yi! Klempixtra...I just threw up in my mouth a little...Ryan Gossling, really?? What is it about him...the little man build? The nearly Down Syndrome features? I don't get it. Natalie Portman, however, I get. She's young, beautiful, intelligent, wealthy, and has managed to avoid the kind of self-defeating crap that has wiped out other young actresses. Yeah, I'm building a shrine...what of it??

Anonymous said...

Natalie Portman beautiful? LOL, someone has their beer goggles on today! Bitch is NASTY !