Monday, October 20, 2014

Imaginary friend for sale on eBay

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Georgia, there in that staged photo, was told by her shrink to let her imaginary friend go, so she's put him up for sale on eBay. The two are sharing dinner in that photo, which is also bullshit, if you look at the stupid food. It's probably all she had in the fridge to stage it with. She does have a real bottle of wine. Which she should put down if she's still got an imaginary friend at her age.

I guess this isn't new, imaginary friends have been sold on eBay before bringing in a lot of money actually. People send lists of their imaginary friend's likes and dislikes, etc. But, this one is different because Georgia is sending her friend 'via your imagination'. Okie dokie. How about I send her some imaginary money? This shit is so stupid. I never had an imaginary friend. I could sell Lissa's. I still know where I buried the jar she's in. She was an evil bitch though. I'm still not sure if she was imaginary or what. Anyway, have you heard of this shit? Who the fuck would buy this? Seems like bad hoo-do to me. You could be having an expensive laugh or you could end up buying a Spirit or a Fetch and a bad one at that. Fetches are bad news. Sooner or later a Fetch will turn on you.

20 comments:

Dan Zinski said...

I need an imaginary enemy.

Roxanne said...

I cannot believe eBay allows this BS. They shut down a guy for buying prepper supplies. And he bought guitars and bicycles too, normal stuff. And if it's for sale, why can't he buy it? But they told him goodbye forever. But this scam is ok? I would sue eBay if someone in my family, perhaps "not in their right mind" bought into this scam. It's a total scam and pisses me off. Toenail clippings, Jesus toast...now this? I hate eBay now. They are stupid.

Jane said...

Why wouldn't they let the dude buy prepper supplies? Some of that stuff is good to have if you live in a tornado, hurricane, or earthquake area. It's all packed neat and ready for use.

My great-neice didn't have an imaginary friend, she had the whole family---Toto, Mae, and 2 kids. It got expensive to take her to McDonalds. And they all wanted dessert.

Jane said...

Just what is a Fetch---a demon?

Anonymous said...

Jane,
eBay said it was "for the safety of the eBay community" and is not negotiable. However, ppl left comments telling him to get a new email and all new acct info and start over with eBay. I don't know if that would work tho. He would have to still use paypal and his real bank cards etc. It would be difficult to do, IMO. But he was told it works. Does eBay even know, when you are transferred to PayPal what the acct info is? I guess he could have a friend order for him, but who wants to risk losing their ebay acct, if they use it often. I don't. But I will look for stuff on there occasionally. But apparently, he wasn't "safe". It's BS. And permanent.

rox

Anonymous said...

"Stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen..."
Regina George
Mean Girls


rox

Jane said...


I know that some of you really have horrible family stories and
I'm not trying to compare my family to any of those stories, but sometimes I wonder about the sanity of this group.
Tonight I went out to eat with my family. It was like a zoo. I love my family but they are truly nuts. Everyone was trying to talk over everyone one else. No fights but many arguments. I hung out with the 9 y.o. great-neice. We had more in common.
I sometimes complain about being alone, but tonight I'm glad to be back home---ALONE. Just me and beautiful silence.

cheryl brown said...

my daughter (now 15) had an imaginary friend when she was in elementary school & up to jr high. she was quite creative with her but she wasnt a friend like most would think, play together, talk, that sort of stuff. she would talk about her, which she named MOCHALILA (yes, that is right), like once we was driving in west virginia & she yelled out the window, hey that is mochalila's grandmothers house. she never 'played' with her in the present, it was always they went somewhere together or she saw her at the store, etc. she had purple hair & blue skin but she often changed the colors around when you asked her. we wondered if she had a spirit hanging around her, she always had trouble sleeping & was scared at night but she never said anything negative about mochalila so i would guess if it was a spirit, it must have been a 'good' one keeping her safe. we on occasion ask her has she seen mochalila lately & she will laugh & make something up like last she knew, she move to another state or something. she was the youngest of 4 & the only one of my kids to ever say anything about an imaginary friend. could have been cause the other 3 were all close in age, less than 2 years apart & she was almost 5 years apart.
now the lady in this story, she is just bonkers.

Kitty said...

My little sister (now 10) had imaginary friends like that when she was young. She called them trumpet boy and trumpet girl. Also snake boy and snake girl. She always stuff up about them, but was never scared to go to sleep. I think these were purely imaginary.

PS: Have y'all ever clicked the sound button for the made-up words thing? I did out of curiosity and it sounds like a freaking demon!

Kitty said...

Oh, I also forget about the one she called Kachini, strangely similar to the Native American Kachina. It creeped out the first time she said it, since no one had told her about them. There was no reason to tell a 3-year-old this at the time.

Imabastard said...

you believe in ghosts and claim to talk to them, but you make fun of 'imaginary friends'?

Dirty Disher said...

Listen YOU FUCKTARD, I think lonely children make up imaginary friends. They are rarely ghosts. A Fetch is NOT the same. Since it's near Samhain, I will do fetch post, explaining. Now shut your smart mouth bastrd. I don't like you anyway. I don't like the way you pretend to be a man, when you clearly own an old vagina. Pain in my ass, smart ass, contrary and sometimes dumb. Join in like a human being or this is your last warning. My life is stressful enough without an enemy pretending to be a friend.I have no clue why you'd want to hang out here when you hate most of us, 'specially me.

ps..I can let bygones be bygones, but, that's up to you.

Dirty Disher said...

Kitty, I was privileged to go to a Kachina ceremony in Ariz. Hoppi Indian, Kachina's are very good spirits. It was a snake ceremony. King snakes, Coral and diamondback. Dancing with snakes around fire dressed as Kochina (the elders). At the time, I had no idea how privileged I was. I was 12. Outsidders were not permitted. BUt, I went with an artist neighbor who painted the festivities for the tribe. She tolerated me. It WAS THRILLING and took place in the mountain caves, very spiritual. HOw your little sister would know this is beyond me. Snake boy and snake girl are NOT imaginary.They bring crops and yearly rain. They were never sacrifices, they were royalty.They are NOT discussed or written about either.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Very interesting about the snake boy and snake girl! How cool that you got to go and see this!
Very interesting that the child mentioned them both and also kachini. Kind of gives me goose bumps.
Christina

Dirty Disher said...

It IS interesting,isn't it? Actually, I love reading about kid's imaginary playmates. So thanks to you all who commented with one. I hung on every word. They are really not as common as people think. Not when they hang around for extended periods of time. THEN you wonder. Lissa's was horrible. It seemed real and evil, yet she has Chiari, so it might have been her poor painful brain. Strange though that once she had the brain surgeries, and no pain, that bitch of an invisible frememy remained. Until I kicked her to the curb. Oncw I did that, the shit stopped immediately and Lis does not remember her at all.

Kitty said...

Wow, that is awesome! I never knew snakes and kachinas were connected like that. I don't what to say, I'm kind of speechless!

Kitty said...

I'll ask her if she remember anything about them!

Imabastard said...

I am stroking my beard and find it even more funny that you talk about 'spirits'.

Anonymous said...

this isnt really related but am pasting this link for you bc it will probably be interesting to you...I dont even have time to watch it all so let us know what u think

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_power_of_the_witch_super_rare_british_witchcraft_documentary_from_1971

Anonymous said...

Bastard...she never said you were a pretty girl....



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