Friday, December 22, 2006

ASS Simpson

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Ashlee Simpson proves she's little bitch. She cleaned out her closets and gave a bunch of stuff to her cleaning lady, Maria. Maria sent the stuff home to her family in Brazil. "It makes Ashlee feel so wonderful to be able to give something back," says a pal. "It's truly what Christmas is all about for her."

Bullshit, Ashlee. Maria is not some welfare bag lady, she is your employee who works hard at cleaning up your stink and is just as good as you. If you really want to be a decent person, give the woman a raise, a bonus, or a surprise round trip ticket to go see her family. Not some designer crap, that didn't even fit her, and you don't want because you need room for 2007 designer crap. Maybe for Marias birthday you'll give her your leftover Lean Cuisine pizza or a half a cup of Starbucks with your lipstick on it. Assssssssssss.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even though I am a used clothing scavenger myself, I agree Ashlee is an ASSSSSSSS!!!!! Don't give away what you spare, but rather what you would miss. And don't do it because it looks good, do it because you really want to make a difference. Not that she would miss too much the two grand for a round trip ticket to Brazil anyway....Gawd I am just picturing what this lady is telling her family about how obnoxious this chick is.

Dirty Disher said...

"Don't give away what you spare, but rather what you would miss."

brilliant.

BTW, I love scavenging too, but, not this way.

Anonymous said...

Yep, she's an assssssssssss... good call!

Dirty Disher said...

It's the true meaning of Christmas for her. >rolls eyes<

Dirty Disher said...

Just a note..Ashlee gets all that stuff for free in the first place.