Thursday, December 21, 2006

Better bitch fight

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Hilary Duff is fighting mad at Nicole Richie. Seems Joel Madden dumped Hilary because she wouldn't give him any (after two years!) and took up with Nicole. Hilary Doofus says she can't believe Joel is dating Richie and called her a "skank" according to US weekly. I still say all these young chicks are desperate for a man, or they'd wait 'till they find one that doesn't look like used ass hair. Nicole is known for her outbursts, so I hope there's some hair pulling and girl smackin' coming. My moneys on Richie. She carries the biggest purse.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

AND IN THE PINK CORNER, STANDING IN A PUDDLE OF PISS WITH A SNOT BUBBLE IN HER NOSE, ITS HILLARY THE VIRGIN DUFF!!

GIMME MY BOYFRIEND BACK BITCH!

HE DONT WANT YOU, YOU FUCKIN PRUDE! I GIVE HIM VICODINS AND LET HIM HIT THIS ASS WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT!

YOU'RE A SKANK HO NICOLE!

GIVE IT UP ALREADY HILLARY, BEFORE THE PETALS FALL OFFA THAT FLOWER AND YOU END UP WITH A SEEDLESS BUD!

ok, just my trite thought on how the prefight verbal smegma would go...id have to put my money on hillary, nicole doesnt weigh but a fuck-o-five...

Dirty Disher said...

LMOA!! On the money, I'd say. Nicole is a scrapper though.

Anonymous said...

Those hollywood girls have a lot in common with Santa..... They all HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean get real. A guy can only take it so long without sex. And the hand either gets crippled or starts growing pubic hair. I say if a girl wants to play it saintly and virtue, then don't have a boyfriend. I waited a long time to have one, and once I tried it never looked back. Sex is awesome. That Doofus is missing a lot.

Anonymous said...

maybe i should take a cue from vince gallo and offer my "services" to hillary duff for her "de-flowering ceremony." well, it will be a ceremony, because she is treating her patooty like its the holy grail. HILLARY, ITS JUST A BIT OF SKIN! TRUST ME, RUBBING ONE OUT WILL FEEL BETTER AFTER THAT PESKY HYMEN IS GONE!

Anonymous said...

I think is more slutty to promise and promise and not giving any than actually going for it.

in spanish... REBERVERA!!!!!!!

Heats it up and won't eat it, that's even worse than been called a slut for actually giving it.

Dirty Disher said...

She does SOMETHING because she's been photo'd with Trojans in her see thru bag. Maybe she hands them out to the homeless..I dunno.

Anonymous said...

i thought hilary was ded young maybe im wrong i donno just with her being on disney channel and all and i reckon if they fought nicole would get snapped like a kit kat on another note that dude is kinda hot lol